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What is Smiff?
wipping your butt and the toliet paper breaks. Then taking a wiff of your finger
i wiped my butt and smiffed on my finger.
Smiff - meme gif
Smiff - video
Smiff - what is it?
SMART MOUTH IDIOT FLIP FLOP.
It's when a person who is an idiot starts running their smart mouth while looking like a damn fool wearing flip flops.
"Look at that SMIFF over there talking about garbage he don't know about"
"He is the biggest SMIFF I know"
What does "Smiff" mean?
How some people say smith.
yo what college are you going to?
Johnson C. Smiff
Smiff - what does it mean?
An acronym meaning: Shoot me in the Fuckin' Face.
A variation of FML.
Used mostly in text messaging to convey complete and utter annoyance.
First Person: "I have 7 tests and a paper this week"
Second Person: "Wow, That's rough"
First Person: "I know just SMIFF"
or
There's so many annoying people here today. SMIFF
Smiff - meaning
Smiff is Pubic hair. That's the hair the grows around your vagina or penis when you begin puberty.
I nuzzled on my girlfriend's pubic hair.
Smiff - definition
To get your ho back in line or to straighten her out with the use of pain. To make her never forget who is in charge.
"Last night I smiffed the fuck outta my woman for embarrassing me in front of my homies" or "My ho's face caved in when I gave her the fucking smiffing of the Millennium"
Smiff - slang
(verb) To out think or out do.
When I snuck out past my mom last night, I was totally smiffin'
Smiff
A derogatory term given to a friend who fails to show up at a meeting, embark on a drinking night out or generally makes a mockery of himself within earshot. Coming from the line in the "Wedding Crashes";
"Hes a cock-smith" and alternating the ending to avoid clashes with the popular name "Smith".
Can also be lengthend to "Smiffington" which in esence, is a less harsh version of the word. Also better around OAP's or vulnerable people.
"is such a Smiff".
Friend 1: "Wheres?
Friend 2: "I dunno, think he is sitting in tonight.."
Friend 1: "God, he is such a Smiff!"
Smiff
A Terse exclamation of approval. Shortened from Smiffy which is a bastardization of Spiffy.
"Your last minute order will arrive at 9am tomorrow, guaranteed."
"Smiff..."
Smiff
To out think or out do.
I totally smiffed him during the debate.