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What is smiffed?
That was just a SMIF.
smiffed - meme gif
smiffed - video
Smiffed - what is it?
Stands for 'sorry my internet failed' when instant messaging with a friend over the internet. Most commonly used after the user rejoins the conversation, having lost internet connection for a short while beforehand due to their shitty internet service provider.
"how's everything going?"
*other person is offline*
*other person comes back online*
"smif =/"
"it's cool"
or used as a verb:
- my internet smiffed
- i have a feeling i'm going to smif in a moment, my internet's been dodgy all day!
What does "smiffed" mean?
There are two types of single mothers in this world, MILFs and SMIFs
Smiffed - what does it mean?
To miss an easy opportunity
I was through on goal and smiffed it
Smiffed - meaning
A vaguely Northern term that is defined purely by context.
In essence smif means whatever the fuck you want whenever the fuck you want wherever the fuck you want.
Christophorus eats a slice of cake:
"This cake is fucking smif m8"
Smiffed - definition
"It's only 11 a.m. on a Tuesday? SMIF."
"I wanted to SMIF at the bar yesterday when Squid showed up wearing a batman costume."
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Smiffed - slang
The way Will Smith pronounces his own name.
"Hey whats up everyone it's me, Will Smif."
-Will Smith
Smiffed
to get owned.
usually followed with the word 'shame!'
mr.scott got smiffed last week.
Smiffed
to make someone disappointed by not doing something that they are expecting you to do
I was smiffed by my colleague after giving his assurance he would look after the situation only then to pull a sicky and leaving me high and dry- hanging someone out to dry.
Smiffed
To get drunk.
Girl: It's monday and 1pm are you already smiffed?
Boy: We are always smiffed.