Definder - what does the word mean?

What is the hair?

One of the oddest things in the universe.

Hair determines your personality. If your hair is brown, you are normal. If your hair is blonde, you are an idiot. If your hair is orange / red, you are an alien and deserve to die.

/sarcasm

Also, some people (Usually females) believe it is necessary to spend literally hours on their hair.

Hair grows everywhere on the human body except the palms of the hands, soles of the feet, eyelids, and lips.

Hair is basically dead skin. Though it should look nice, there is no point in spending half your day fixing it when it will just fall apart when you go to bed.

Hair color is just a color. It does not determine how smart you are.

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the hair - video


The hair - what is it?

A growing substance found mostly on the head. Hair is largely amino acid based and can come in a veriety of colours e.g. brown, ginger, black or blonde.

Tomorrow I will comb my hair

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What does "the hair" mean?

A intelligent and attractive man who has everything going for him, including a full head of hair. (Opposite of The Head.)

The Hair is ridiculously good looking.

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The hair - what does it mean?

the one place even the filthiest pornstars/hookers won't let you cum on

Ned: where do you want it?
Maude: anywhere but in my hair.

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The hair - meaning

Pieces of fine yarn all over your body. You can theoretically knit with it, but if you knew where it came from, would you really?

Hair is just yarn you can't afford. It's priceless.

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The hair - definition

A separate creature that happens to live on your head, hard to tame. Ferociously attacking it with scissors, dye or hairproducts may euthanize said beast for a short while but beware of angering it.

Lizzie tried hot-ironing her hair to submission but oh woes, it was raining and the beast came out on top in the end anyway.

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The hair - slang

Stuff that grows on people's balls, heads, arms, legs, and stuff that grows on cats, dogs, your anus, and so on.

There sure is alot of hair on my balls!

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The hair

Hair on hair can happen with gay sex also.

1. John experienced hair on hairby going hilt deep in his boyfriend's hairy, jungle ass, mingling his own pubes with the rectal hair of his lover.

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The hair

What we're talking about here is the result of a good old fashioned deep thrust. This is when the mans nest is mingling with the womans after a full insertion - and I mean to the hilt.

1. Steve shaved his man area so there will be no hair on hair for him for awhile - only skin on hair.
2. I tripped on a loaf of bread at the grocery store and accidentally went hair on hair with the stock boy...
3. The only way my brother can achieve hair on hair is to get a running start.

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The hair

A term to describe the current fad in hairstyle.

Dang, she's got The Hair going on today

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