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What is Johnson?
The type of guy to shit his pants and say he didn't shit his pants and when his friends find out he did he says just kidding.
Johnson shit his pants, he was exposed by John and Johnson said "Just kidding!"
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Johnson - video
Johnson - what is it?
"And what's his name?"
"His name's Johnson. Do you wanna hold my Johnson?"
What does "Johnson" mean?
Ve cut it off.
(I say, "Ve cut off your Johnson!")
Zen ve stomp on it and sqvish it.
"I need my fucking Johnson."
"What do you need that for, Dude?"
Johnson - what does it mean?
Def. 1: A man's penis
Def. 2: a Surname
"Look at my Johnson!"
Johnson - meaning
To *do this* means to become extra-friendly with poles, due to distractions or merely having too much carvy fun
Uh oh! He just pulled a Johnson
Johnson - definition
1.A dick
2.Your penis
My johnson was so far up her pussy last night.
That MILF makes my johnson rock hard
Johnson - slang
Johnson is a square head little boy. He was kicked from Minecraft so now he is playing Roblox.
Person one: "Hi Johnson"
Johnson: "f*** off
Johnson
Another word for a huge man part, the term you use when you slanging hella dick. Packing straight cock.
If this is your last name your are most likely well endowed and slaying pussy till you get HIV like Magic Johnson
I thought she was looking at my shoes but she was looking at my Johnson.
That girl is fine as fuck, I'm trying to give her this Johnson.
Johnson
An amazing guy that is sweet, funny,caring. Usually very attractive, tall and has a certain innocence about him, although he might admit to none of those things. He is completely calm, cool, and composed. No one can ever be mad at him, and if they are, they get over it. Someone who you would want to be in your life forever. Very huggable and kissable. Good with kids, and is very respectful. Just wonderful in every possible way. It's hard to not love a Johnson, he is totally and completely loyal, well educated, smart, funny, sexy, talented, good at everything. You have a friend for life with a Johnson. A Johnson is picky about who he opens up to though.
Johnson is the sweetest guy I've ever met.
Girl, I think I'm in love with Johnson.
Johnson
A "Johnson" is a term used to describe someone who can be trusted. The term originated in the 19th century among bums and thieves. Those who could be trusted were part of the Johnson Family.
The guy at the corner store doesn't card me when I buy booze. He's a Johnson.