Definder - what does the word mean?

What is johnson?

A gay sexual act when two men rub there penises (or Johnson's) together.

Guy 1:I heard Chad and Arthur were doing the Johnson & Johnson last night

Guy 2: What a bunch of queers

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Johnson - what is it?

a word to describe a little penis

-Why do they call him Mr. Johnson?

-Because he has a small penis apparently.

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What does "johnson" mean?

Someone who sucks the sperm out of the penis and blows it back into the male's rectum.

I don't know what happened last night but i think i pulled a johnson.

Man, my breath stinks. Do you think giving that johnson caused it?

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Johnson - what does it mean?

the act of taking a beloved franchise and ruining it through self indulgent writing and a complete disdain for the existing fan base. So named following Rian Johnson's directing and writing of the Star War's film The Last Jedi.

Oh man did you see the new Robocop reboot? It sucked, the director was a hack and totally johnsonned it.

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Johnson - meaning

A black man's penis/dong/wang/dick/knob/trunk/hose

A Johnson must be very long.

"Yo nigga! Put chow Johnson away!"

"Sorry lady, I didn't know you could see ma Johnson"

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Johnson - definition

n. 1. slang for Penis

1.Bona Fide Ride
Step Aside My Johnson
Yes I Could In The Woods Of Wisconsin.

2. That boy has got a huge Johnson.

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Johnson - slang

A man's penis, no matter what the size.

Long Dong Silver: Man, you have a tiny johnson.

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Johnson

you either have one or you are one

I heard Mr. Johnson has a big johnson.

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Johnson

a man with a well endowed sexual organ

its long and distinguished... like my johnson (as in 'top-gun')

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Johnson

penis; or it can be someones last name (for example Gen. Johnson)

My johnson is large.

"Hello Ms.Johnson," said Bub.

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