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What is Shantel?
a. Not Good at Stuff
b. see Munson
c. One who thinks they are good at Golf because they have plenty of practice yelling "Fore" the warning call when Balls are flying at anothers face. A Shantel does not enjoy flying balls. ( see Fore )
While the party was on like Donky Kong, a young lady decided to steal a tray of limes and cherries from behind the bar to impress others and make friends. She thought she was being clever and started bragging to a random stranger who happend to be the bar manager and directly kicked her out. She really Shanteled that one.
Shantel - meme gif
Shantel - video
Shantel - what is it?
A Shantel is someone who is the offspring of a ho and a pos who is doing life in prison for some horrific crime. Having never known a daddy's love other than the occasional phone call from the the slammer, a Shantel will reach puberty and go on a futile hunt for her absent father's love by immersing herself in an ocean of purple crayon. Ultimately, the Shantel gets knocked up by another pos who ends up getting locked up in prison just like her daddy, and the Shantel process can be repeated all over again.
"Man, the Shantels are out tonight! Nothing but flourescent octopus braids and the stench of unquenchable thirst! Get me out of here!"
"There were so many thirsty Shantels at the party talking shit and trying to get preggo that we had to leave."
"Man, look at all these Shantels standing around in Walmart playing in their fresh weaves. Too bad they don't sell Essence of Daddy!"
"If my daughter ever starts acting like any of these scandalous Shantels, you can bet I'm whooping her ass into the next dimension!"
What does "Shantel" mean?
A universal noun or pronoun, used in cases where the nouns in a sentence have either been forgotten, are clearly known to everyone involved in the conversation, or the speakers are too lazy to remember what things are called.
TJ: Where'd you put that shantel?
Rob: It's right on top of the shantel.
Shantel - what does it mean?
A Shantel is a girl that dances non-stop, has a great personality and is extremely fun to be around.
Shantels are fragile and should be taken care of very well.
Jan: Did you just see that?
Wick: Yea she just pulled a Shantel!!!
Everyone: That's hot!!!
Shantel - meaning
"Look, it's Shantel! She's such an beautiful nigga!
Shantel - definition
Very complicated, but mature, cold, and caring, smiles alot, loves to have fun, but likes to have quite days/nights, Shantel means music. Was taken off a song by the big bopper in the 50's I do believe. Shantilly lace.
Shantel means the sounds of music. It is not chantal, but shantel.
Shantel - slang
Simply Put, Shantel is the most amazing person you could ever hope to know, let alone love, It takes a special type of man to win her love and affection, because a Shantel has Characteristics that no other species seems to express, She is Warm, affectionate, funny, loves to smile, can do anything the roughest, toughest cowboys can do.., yet she is the most beautiful individual in all of the human race, beautiful blonde hair that is like silk to the touch, green eyes deeper than the Mariana Trench, and more flowing curves than East Fairview Road ;) and a complexion more beautiful than any sunset you can imagine, on the flip side, she can be Cold and hateful when angered, a little insecure on occasion and if she ever says anything out of anger it is bound to rip your soul into shreds.. she is complicated, but the good far out weighs the bad, and when you win her love, she is faithful and will love you for life.. simply put, the most wonderful thing god ever created.
the original Shantel.
No one compares to Shantel
Shantel
Damn whatta shantel
Shantel
A Gorgeous girl, who is nice and funny. Sometimes emotional. She smiles alot and likes to have a good time. Long hair. Nice ass. She has alot of money. She is always there for people. She has a great sense of style. But get her mad and you wish you never did cause you will be put on the spot.
Yo you seen Shantel?
Yea man she fine as hell.
Shantel
Shantel is a very lovely girl, the type of friend who is always there for you , a shoulder to lean on.
Shantel is cute and sexy in a very awesome way
I adore and love Shantel