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What is Safe sex?
The most used oxymoron I have ever heard.
Safe sex, safe ciggarett, we got it all.
Safe sex - video
Safe sex - what is it?
Something most people don't understand.
It's called a condom.
My whores and I practise safe sex. I don't wanna get second-hand shpongle on me.
What does "Safe sex" mean?
1) An oxymoron.
2) A term for a condom.
"Dude, I need some safe sex with some girl."
"You know the SAFE part isn't going to happen, right?"
"Yeah."
Safe sex - what does it mean?
The act of not having unprotected sex.
This song demonstrates the idea of safe sex. "The safest way to have sex is right between the titties." Tha Alkaholiks "the next level"
Safe sex - meaning
1. Using a false name.
2. Using a false phone number.
3. Not coming back to your own place.
That lunch lady I met at the 7-11 wants to introduce me to her kids. Fortunately, I was practicing safe sex.
Safe sex - definition
Using a condom or pill during sex so a baby is not conceived, an STD is not transmitted. However, it is kind of an oxymoron:
Donald discovered that safe sex is not really safe after his girlfriend, Katherine, choked on his condom and died.
Safe sex - slang
Look, those safes are getting it on.
Safe sex
Safe sex is in the palm of your hand.
Masturbate you idiot if your that concerned about STD's or pregnancy. Its the safest safe sex you'll ever have
Safe sex
Moving the bed two feet from the wall so your girl doesn't get a concussion.
EMS: "Sir how did this happen?"
Me: "We were fuckin' and then i had a back spasm and she hit her head from the thrust."
EMS: "Sir, practice safe sex next time and move the bed away from the wall."
Safe sex
Roses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour
kissing is a habit fucking is a game
guys get all the pleasure girls get all the pain
10 minutes of pleasure 9 monthes of pain 3 days in the hospital a baby with no name
the baby is a basterd the mother is a whore this never would have happened if the rubber hadn't torn
sex is like math
subtract the clothes
add the bed
divide the legs and
pray to god you don't multiply
roses are red grass is green open your legs and I'll fill you with cream
sex is evil
Sex is a sin
sins are forgiven so stick it in
roses are nice violets are fine
I'll be the 6 if you be my 9
eat me beat me bite me blow me fuck me suck me very slowly if you like it don't be sassy use your tounge and make me nasty
Have safe sex
Have safe sex’s hoes