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What is EMS?
1. EMT's are a vital part of the EMS structure.
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EMS - video
EMS - what is it?
I was texting with my ex-gf, she wanting to get back together, I texted "EMS bitch." to her.
What does "EMS" mean?
Early Morning Spray-The morning shits that one gets after a long night of drinking. Usually plagues you while in your first class of the day and lasts until you start drinking again.
Derek-Oh god, I have the worst EMS right now. I need to get to the bathroom.
EMS - what does it mean?
Excessive Masturbatory Syndrome
When one masturbate's frequently often at a minimum of six times a day. Often times these individuals often pass up actual sex in order to masturbate.
Tamara: Hey Tom wanna go out on a date tonight and maybe get laid after?
Tom: Na it's ok I still have to EMS 3 more times tonight.
EMS - meaning
In reply to someone where a smart-assed comment is to be expected: You could say EMS Eat My Shorts. Another like reply would be BM Bite Me. I didn't see that last one on your site either.
EMS - definition
BOB: Hey Sally your ugly.
SALLY: STFU BOB EMS !
EMS - slang
Emergency Masturbation Secession
To masturbate; To Fuck oneself
Dude, I totally just EMSed - I totally just masturbate
*Lame joke told* "Go EMS right now! not even kidding, now!" - "Go Fuck yourself!"
EMS
"Eat my Shit"
It's like saying "Not this time"
John: "Please let me win this race!"
Gabriel: "Ems this time."
EMS
Acronym for the necessities of a teenager or college student, in the order that they do them when they get home. It stands for eat masturbate sleep.
"I'm playing COD when I get home."
"I'm too tired for that. I'll just EMS."
EMS
Extra Marital Sex, which usually refers to the Emergency Medical Service.
Once we started an EMS service all our employees have been getting divorces.