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What is Release the Kraken?To pwn, to kick the ass of whomever you're releasing the kraken on I'm totally going to release the kraken on that test tomorrow Release the Kraken - videoRelease the Kraken - what is it?"Where's Bob?" What does "Release the Kraken" mean?Pseudonym for something one might do in a lift after a heavy night out and a curry. Donald Trump won, release the Kraken. Release the Kraken - what does it mean?When a female wants her man-friend to use his index finger and middle finger to shove in her vagina and use his thumb to massage the top of the vagina and use his tongue to flick the clit bring the female to orgasm very quickly. Very very quickly. "hmmmm babygurl. I am going to Release the Kraken on you." Release the Kraken - meaningTo party excessively hard, generally involving the consumption of Kraken dark spiced rum, so that the ensuing photographs could legally constitute a form of blackmail. "Man, we released the Kraken so bad that weekend. Jay was wearing a fairy costume and running around with his wang out, and Brian passed out in the outhouse. God, we were a bunch of fucking drunks." Release the Kraken - definitionThe point at which a friendly razzing turns ugly. Usually resulting in all third parties removing themselves from the awkward situation. Brad: "Nice flavor savor Jake, looks like a hedgehog got stuck to your lip." Release the Kraken - slangWhat a Greek man announces prior to performing a Dutch Oven on his sleeping partner, female or male. Stavros had just fallen asleep when Nick proclaimed "Release the Kraken!!", proceeded to anally expel the gaseous yield of that night's Ouzo, and pulled the covers over his lover's head. Release the KrakenHumorous hyperbolic metaphor used by American commentators to describe a goal scored from a free-kick in soccer. Commentator: "Dietmar Hamann, he's just gonna set the play up... and Riise..." Release the KrakenAn expression of bravado used when revealing one's penis for intercourse. It can also be used in public urinals or other inappropriate places. Jake was arrested for walking into the women's lavatory, pulling open his trench coat (under which he was naked save for business socks), and shouting, "Release the Kraken!" Release the KrakenThe act of shitting after a long period of constipation. Kyle: "Man, I haven't taken a shit in a week." |
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