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What is Kraken?A creature which used to be a female but after many sexual encounters her vagina has mutated into a tentacled beast. This can be caused through mutation of STD's or through overuse of vagina. The kraken has swallowed many sea men. Kraken - meme gifKraken - videoKraken - what is it?The area of a womens genitalia that has seen to many penis's in the same night Your chilling with a girl and she sits on every guys lap within 15mins, yea shes kraken What does "Kraken" mean?A legendary wing suit parachute that took a long time to release. "I love to fly my Kraken' Kraken - what does it mean?Kraken: are legendary (usually sea) monsters of gargantuan size, said to have dwelt off the coasts of Iceland and Norway. The sheer size and fearsome appearance attributed to the beasts have made them common ocean-dwelling monsters in various works. (You can kill them if you have them see Medusa's eyes, at least that's what the movie says) Then you will have a big stone kraken. Ex: "Be Bold, the testing is done, 'Release the Kraken' Move it to the next stage!" Kraken - meaningA beast of ultimate death and destruction that is released when called upon to deliver the final blow. I swear if these morons fuck up my food one more again I am unleashing the fucking kraken on their asses. Kraken - definitionAn underwater erection, usually in a pool/social setting. That hot lifeguard just gave me a hot look. Now I am sporting a kraken. I'll have to swim this off. Kraken - slangA mythical sea beast that lived 250 years ago. He's a massive monster with tentacles, big bug eyes, multicolored skin, and a retarded wiggley smile. The absolute worst of the worst, just fucking rude, smug, good for nothing, worthless punk ass bitch. Straight up needs to see a plastic surgeon because no living creature should have such a fucked up wiggley smile. Nothing more than a shit eating, friend stealing, back stabbing, lying, cheating, sailor killing, boat tipping, fucking tentacle having freak who should get the fuck out of the ocean because every single living soul in the world despises him. Literally the dirt under your shoes that is so repulsive it makes you want to rip out your eyes and donate them to a blind person, only to kill that blind person because that shit was so down right gross, just fucking raunchy. The most ugly, white trash, baby stealing, shit eating mother fucker, just fucking sitting around all day smiling. Straight trash. "The kraken killed every single person I know because it knew a guy who knew me. He burned my house down too." KrakenA spiced rum that gives the drinker false confidence in their abilities. They will start with the rum and continue to consume various alcoholic beverages until they are forced to succumb to the darkness that is the Kraken. Few have experienced the nightmare and survived to tell the tale. (Jim enters casually): Oh hey there! KrakenA gigantic squid-like creature that attacks the ships of any mortal foolish enough to wander into its domain. It originated in Norse mythology, but has become sailing lore and a unique aspect of popular culture regarding sailing ships. Below the thunders of the upper deep, KrakenThe Kraken is, specifically speaking, supposed to be a sea monster with no distinctive traits. However, it has become fixed with the image of a big, bad-ass squid that fucks up everything whenever it appears. 1) I was playing Golden Sun on my GameBoy Advance and I was making good progress when the Kraken appeared and repeatedly kicked my ass. |
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