Definder - what does the word mean?

What is releasing the kraken?

Use the bathroom (#2), Take a Shit

I have been holding it in all day I have to go Release The Kraken.

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Releasing the kraken - what is it?

An expression of bravado used when revealing one's penis for intercourse. It can also be used in public urinals or other inappropriate places.

Jake was arrested for walking into the women's lavatory, pulling open his trench coat (under which he was naked save for business socks), and shouting, "Release the Kraken!"

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What does "releasing the kraken" mean?

When an angry bull-dyke pulls out the biggest dildo in her arsenal.

When Martha was finally able to fit her fist into Gertrude's vaginal canal she knew it was time to "Release the Kraken!"

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Releasing the kraken - what does it mean?

to take a massive shit

My brother just called me to tell me that he was going to have to Release the Kraken in his toilet.

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Releasing the kraken - meaning

–verb (used with object) To take a dump / to take a number two, also used when a male is going to pull out his penis

Mike is busy releasing the Kraken.
Hey Honey, let's go to our room and I will release the Kraken.

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Releasing the kraken - definition

A phrase yelled when using the toilet, taking a poo, flushing a toilet, etc. Derived from a famous line in "Clash of The Titans" when "that one guy unleashed that giant sea monster."

"Hold on, I need to take a dump." Roommate- "RELEASE THE KRAKEN!"
Walks into public restroom-(yells)"Release the Kraken!"

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Releasing the kraken - slang

The act of shitting after a long period of constipation.

Kyle: "Man, I haven't taken a shit in a week."

Nick: "Dude! It's about time you release the Kraken!"

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Releasing the kraken

To pwn, to kick the ass of whomever you're releasing the kraken on

I'm totally going to release the kraken on that test tomorrow

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Releasing the kraken

An epic dump (shit).

"Where's Bob?"

"He had too much of the Mexican food last night so he's releasing the Kraken in the bathroom."

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Releasing the kraken

taking a poo

man i just got done releasing the kraken

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