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What is Psychology?Allegedly a science that consists of the study of human mind and behaviour. However, when looked at scientifically, most of it pretty much boils down to the answers "hypothalamus!" or "pituitary gland!" Psychology is the study of analysing mood swings using the word hypothalamus Psychology - meme gifPsychology - videoPsychology - what is it?The biggest joke of a University course ever. Generally consists of about 5 hours a week max with half of those being cancelled every other week. Nearly always taken by those keen to go out and get drunk rather than get a proper degree. Hence students of the course are often referred to as keenos. Highly recommended to those who want to go to University but not do any work, just go out, get smashed and usually sleep with anyone that is a 2/10 or above. Therefore become a stellato when drunk quite often too. Flatmate: "Are you revising tonight?" What does "Psychology" mean?A social science best described as the study of how environmental stimuli influence an animal's behavior. Fundamental concepts such as Pavlovian Conditioning and Instrumental Conditioning are the basic Principles behind learned behavior and can be used as one method of explaining any kind of behavior. Guy one: Hey man, what did you think about that Psychology class? Psychology - what does it mean?Person A: Psychology is being able to tangibly manipulate and torture another person's brain to understand it better. Psychology - meaningA degree you can get on Wikipedia, but many choose to pay $20,000 a year to earn a worthless degree from Mediocre State University. -Two guys watching TV- Psychology - definitionis generally defined as the science of behavior and mental processes and the application of the resulting findings to the solution of problems. "To cause an organism to respond in a specific manner to a conditioned stimulus in the absence of an unconditioned stimulus." Psychology - slangHi, I am Psychology! PsychologyIt's an interesting class to take for a semester, but anyone that majors in it is really just trying to figure themselves out. All the people with psych degrees are usually the most messed up, they think the more they learn the more they might figure out their own problems. Then they graduate, and tell other people whats wrong with them...it's healthy, I swear Jack: How is your semester going? PsychologyThe practice of taking things we already know about people, and weighing it down with jargon until the only other people who understand it are psychologists. "Psychology dictates that all juvenile humans grow to imitate the assertive role models around them, sparking a developmental response" (Kids grow up to be like their folks) PsychologyThe discipline that everyone swears they know about simply because they took an intro class which barely covers the other areas of the discipline or watch Dr. Phil. Student: I took an intro class and I will psychoanalyze you despite my professor telling me it's bullshit. |
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