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What is stimulus?Used to describe a traffic jam or traffic congestion due to road work, funded by the American Recovery and Reinvestment Act of 2009. This roadwork is often pointless and inefficient, but gets done anyway because the state has to fulfill a quota, otherwise it won't get equivalent funding during the next government handout cycle. Now that exit 5 is being repaired, Joe's has to use exit 6 and go out of his way. Even though Joe's house is just three blocks past exit 5, using exit 5 would result in a 20 minute delay, thanks to the Stimulus Jam right below it. stimulus - meme gifstimulus - videoStimulus - what is it?Money that the (US) government hands out to its citizens during desperate times, not because they care about you, but because they're afraid you won't be spending enough money to boost the economy during this period. Stimulus checks are a way of saying that the government cares, but not in the way that you'd imagine it. What does "stimulus" mean?to check if the other person is in the mood for romance, or if you just got a mixed signal. I thought my wife's hand was touching my leg this morning, but it was just the dog under the blankets. I had to do a stimulus check just to be sure Stimulus - what does it mean?When a new restaurant or store, especially a well-known one that didn't previously have any outlets nearby, opens and is always busy. - "Bro, have you been to the new Five Guys yet?" Stimulus - meaningA pathetic amount of money that has little to no use. I searched under the couch cushions for enough money to buy myself a popsicle but only found a stimulus-check. Stimulus - definitionTo get your economic stimulus check and buy 24 inch donk rims for your former police car. Yo rufus, you such a stimulus nigga, I saw you at rent-a-wheel last week. Stimulus - slangRobbie: Hey can i borrow some money? StimulusA $787 billion slush fund used by members of Congress and the Obama Administration to fund projects and organizations without having to separately go on record voting for each appropriation. Normally it would be political suicide and possibly criminal to use taxpayer dollars to pay off our special interests, but thanks to the stimulus we can claim it saves or creates jobs and call it a day. StimulusSpending money you don't have for stuff you don't need, that is not made in america, to protect american jobs. Except for the people who haul and sell the stuff how does buying imported goods produce jobs in america? Support the stimulus workers in china need the jobs.The bankers have really damaged the economy the stimulus will probably kill it. Stimulus"Stimulus" is slang for a sordid economic nostrum administered on the advice of bankers and academics, many of them carrying the title of "Dr.". But don't mistake these "Doctors" for devotees of the Hippocratic Oath. "Stimulus" or economic crank, like any other economic panacea, is a fake cure that gives its victims a temporary but false sense of well-being, even as it sets about causing long term damage to users and the economic community at large. The opium of the economists know as "stimulus" acts directly on bread winners and investors by misdirecting them into production plans and consumption levels which cannot be successfully coordinated or sustained across time. As a consequence, the "high" of this political drug lasts for only a few months, often followed by a depressing "crash" period, which cannot be avoided without further and ever increasing quantities of "stimulus". The drug received its proper name "crank" because it was most often smuggled into policy debates by monetary cranks, the most famous of whom was John Maynard Keynes. "Helicopter" Ben Bernanke wants to stimulate the US economy so Starbucks wanna be hipsters can keep their habit and still fill up their SUV. |
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