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What is blankets?
Blanketing is the newest internet sensation where one wears a blanket over their head in various public settings and posts a picture online. This is the new "planking" except it is way more fun, and planking is pretty stupid anyway.
Person 1: Hey, you look stupid with that blanket on your head
Person 2: BITCH, I'M BLANKETING
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Blankets - what is it?
That comfy soft thing you have to take off in the morning
Just 5 more minutes in my comfy blanket!
What does "blankets" mean?
A mostly soft thing to keep warm with but is not always soft
Friend: how are you not cold
Me: I have a blanket
Blankets - what does it mean?
the tendency to attract and/or hog all of the blankets during sleep.
I was freezing all night because my wife has an extremely high blanketivity.
Blankets - meaning
a cloth that is like a towel, but it's usually heavier and instead of drying you, it keeps you warm. Most people like to keep blankets on their bed at night. Blankets are totally sweet
damn I love my blanket
Blankets - definition
A warm comfortable fuzzy that keeps u warm
I was so comfy in my blanket
Blankets - slang
When someone says something so boring that it literally puts you to sleep.
Joel: Man, that statement Tyler said was so blanket, put me right to sleep.
Blankets
The only think that keeps me safe from the cruel world when Im out of my den of depression. Thank you for your service.
Depression: Boo!
Me: Nice try, my blanket shall protect me
Blankets
One who will defend his or her share of blankets by any means necessary.
Oftentimes blanketeers will even go so far as to deprive the second party in the bed of adequate amounts of blanket for sufficient coverage.
"Dammit Allison, Iām freezing, you are such a blanketeer."
"Christ man, I woke up totally sans covers this morning, Ruddy is such a blanketeer."
Blankets
POT! "Blanket" is a codeword you use when you want to talk about weed in a public place or in front of parents or whatever. Multiply the number of blankets by ten to get their monetary value. If someone isn't getting it, try "green blankets."
1. "Dude, I'm cold, let's go get warm with some blankets."
2. "Oh man I have 8 blankets in the back of my car, we are having FUN tonight."
3. "Hey I think I left a couple blankets in your car, have you seen them?"