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What is Dr. Phil?
a mix between a porn star with a hot mustache and a doctor who suffers from depression but won't show it on T.V. Has a 100% Chance at stealing your girl and pleasuring her better than you ever did.
I really hope Dr. Phil doesn't come to the party. If he does he will stick his enormous penis in all the pretty girls and won't save any for the rest of us
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Dr. Phil - what is it?
What you call someone when they give you a rant about how to live your life.
Michael: *rants about life*
Me: Thanks, Dr. Phil
Dr. Phil: I want you to *insert something stupid here*
Me: *throws axe at TV*
What does "Dr. Phil" mean?
A morbidly obese poseur without a degree who calls himself "Doctor". Best known for sympathetically dispensing Magic 8-Ball level advice and shamelessly self-promoting himself at every opportunity (see Letterman, Oprah shows). Perhaps most offensive is the fact that this corpulent Walrus is selling people a *diet* book.
That fat-ass Dr. Phil is on Oprah shamelessly promoting his diet book called "eat less, jog more".
Dr. Phil - what does it mean?
He has the best job in the world! Every weekday he gets paid to yell at a bunch of the stupidest brain-dead motherfuckers in America! I want that job!!
That Dr. Phil seriously needs to kick his show up a notch. For every stupid statement or action that one of his guests makes, he needs to make 'em spin a punishment wheel.
Dr. Phil: "Ok pal, for that 'eatin ain't cheatin' comment, the wheel says you gotta... ohhhh, damn! Fellate a bull? Well, the wheel don't lie. Better to get it over with now."
Dr. Phil - meaning
a fat bald guy who thinks he knows everything and makes up really wierd metaphors that are connected to farm life
someone who should be put off the air and sent back to milking cows on the Texas ranch
dr. phil is a moron
Dr. Phil - definition
The biggest betrayl to manhood the world has ever seen. He is a sell out pussy that tells women what they want to hear other than the truth. He almost always sides with the women and if not he makes fun of the people with problems to promote his own ego.
If the audience of any TV show is mostly fat women, then there is a scam afoot.
Dr. Phil - slang
Someone who tries to be a peacemaker in an arguement but ends up making it worse. To really hit the head on the nail, this person could be a complete wanker who got famous off of Oprah and has looked like the same pedophile for literally his entire life
I was arguing with my friend about whether water is wet or not and Dr. Phil decided to come over and “resolve” the problem. Instead, my friend has a black eye and a restraining order against me.
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Dr. Phil is a stupid assmonkey
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Dr. Phil is a fake-ass bitch
Dr. Phil
A fat guy who sells diet books