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What is Prayer?
(n). Best known placebo known to mankind.
Little Billy was dying of cancer, so he prayed that God and Jesus would let him live. He died two months later possessing strong, but ultimately useless, hope. Not surprisingly, his prayer was in vain.
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Prayer - video
Prayer - what is it?
a technique practiced moments before u r gonna be in deep shit
oh shit the condom broke.. better start with a quick prayer!!
What does "Prayer" mean?
The act of Austin Ferguson Praying
They were prayering that they would survial the lasaga
Prayer - what does it mean?
A form of birth control, though highly ineffective.
Prayer: Please, please God, don't let me get pregnant. Oh Jesus, please let my period show up on time.
Prayer - meaning
Although not promoted by public schools, it is the most popular study technique of high school students, typically used minutes before a test.
Please, please let me pass this test...
Prayer - definition
Use this word when something very unlikely happens, or if somebody does something completely stupid but somehow in the end it works out for them
If some kid turns around in a kids face and just throws the ball in the air, you can just scream PRAYER!
In math class if you get called on for a problem, and you aren't paying attention, and you just say a random number and get it correct, you and your friends can all look at eachother and say PRAYER!
Prayer - slang
(To pray.) A Long forgotten form of meditation in which consciousness is transformed in communion with Source Energy in recognition of self and life force energy is manifested as conscious energy. HOWEVER, operating in contravention with the universal laws of love and doubt consciousness thought forms will stall results.
Paul: Some of those spirit people say
, in prayer “in the name of the Christ.” Kinda weird, and some don’t even say amen.
Prayer
The most hypocritical way to claim helping someone without taking any risk while some others risk their lives to save Him/Her, after what you thanks GOD that is Yourself,both having done nothing useful, and not the ones that make the rescue.
Praying for someone that has disappeared to be found back instead of going for help
Prayer
prayer, n.
The resulting comination of desperation and superstition used by those without the mental capacity to think their own way through something.
"I'm too confused and unable to think for myself and solve this problem so, I think I'll use prayer."
Prayer
To do nothing and still think you're helping.
Me: Man, I really need to pass this test tomorrow. Can you help me out?
Religious moron: Sure, I'll pray for you.
Me: Why not just help me study? That would actually help.
Religious moron: I'm positive that the grace of God will help you pass the test.
Me: I think God is too busy with everything else in the universe to help me pass a test.
Religious moron: I'll give him a prayer anyway
Me: Why do I hang with you?