Definder - what does the word mean?

What is Oh Jesus?

When someone does something dumb out of no where.
When someone looks dumb.
When something happens unexpectedly.

Jocelyn: "hey, did you see ally's makeup today?"
Arlette: "no why?"
*arlette sees ally's horrifying make up*

Arlette: "oh lord Jesus"

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Oh Jesus - video


Oh Jesus - what is it?

Expression used when extremely shocked or suprised by something very unexpected

"That bikini bandit is about to shoot all the g-mart exectutives!"
"OH MY JESUS FUCK!!"

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What does "Oh Jesus" mean?

To be used when something is amazing/shocking to emphasise how you feel. It is not the same as Oh My God which would be a bigger deal, and really, doesn't sound as good. Can also be shortened to OMJ.

OH MY JESUS! I just saw Sally banging Paula's ex!

OH MY JESUS! I think we ran over a squirrel.

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Oh Jesus - what does it mean?

Black women dialogue for; "Oh how interestingly spontaneous that this particular event occurred at this paradime."

Shaniquela: "Oh Mama Jackson, me and Jamar O'Ryan are having a baby."

Mama Jackson: "Oh lawd Jesus!"

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Oh Jesus - meaning

It refers to black people's pronunciation of "Lord Jesus"

You see a black girl with a huge butt and exclaim: Oh Lawd Jesus that ass!

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Oh Jesus - definition

A word coined by the famous Ricky Bobby now used as a synonym for phrases like "Oh shit," Oh no," and my personal favorite, "Well fuck me"

Someone: I forgot my phone and my keys and my underwear.
Me: Oh baby jesus that sucks cow balls.

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Oh Jesus - slang

To get over excited over something.

Will: Dude I just got laid
John: OH MY JESUS

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Oh Jesus

Act of spotting a poorly-hidden recording video camera while a female is riding the male in the missionary position.

Ronald: Why was Gabby crying in school today?
Seth: Ryan popped an "Uh Oh Jesus" on the bitch.

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Oh Jesus

when shit is getting too shitty

oh jesus, there's superglue on the toilet seat

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Oh Jesus

Sykkuno’s favorite word to say!

Oh jesus Rae

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