Definder - what does the word mean?

What is Well fuck me?

(Phrase) Used to express extreme disbelief. Usually used after witnessing something exceedingly stupid, or being tasked with something exceedingly difficult. Sometimes also used to express frustration.

Father: Son, can you take out the trash?
Son: No dad sorry I'm working on my KillStreak.
Father: NOW son!
Son: Well fuck ME in the ASS with a CACTUS!

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Well fuck me - video


Well fuck me - what is it?

United Airlines marketing theme.

Dood, I took UA908 to Hong Kong and we landed nosewheel first allawhile that "well fuck me running" theme song was playin in ma haid. Meh.

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What does "Well fuck me" mean?

Showing aggrivation with a person or event.

"He wants me to have that done by tomorrow?", "Well fuck me running!"

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Well fuck me - what does it mean?

Showing surprise, like "well I'll be damned"

She's got a sister, well fuck me running

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Well fuck me - meaning

conveys surprise, like "I'll be damned"

"She has a twin? Well fuck me blue."

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Well fuck me - definition

used to exclaim dismay with an unfortunate circumstance.

Man1: Shit, your car is on fire!
Man2: Well fuck me fabulous.

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Well fuck me - slang

A phrase of surprise. A reaction to something unexpected. Often followed by "And Pokey too." from a bro who is equally surprised

Dude: Hey, Donald Trump got the nomination.
Second dude: Well, fuck me, Gumby!
Third dude: And Pokey too!

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Well fuck me

conveys surprise, like "I'll be damned"

She has a twin? Well fuck me running

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Well fuck me

When you're left wordless and awed by something...
It might be heart-rending, it might be confounding...but mostly it's something that leaves you feeling less ego-centric and grateful to be a smaller bit of the human experience.

"Well, fuck me! Didja see that Golden Retriever just save a whole family from a burning building and then help an old lady across the street straight thereafter?"

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Well fuck me

A term used in Blade Trinity by the charactor Hannibal (Ryan Reynolds)

"Well fuck me! Fuck me!"

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