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What is communion?
Verb - The act of recieving anal intercorse from a member of member of the clergy. The sex of either party is unimportant so long as the clergy member is allowed to perform the sacrament of commuinion. The eligibility of the recipient of the anal sex to recieve the sacrament of communion is not an issue in defining the act as a "caboose communion". Therefore, those recipients who are underage or do not themselves practise religion may still recive a "caboose communion'.
"They've been sending a lot of priests to the slammer for giving the alter boys the caboose communion."
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Communion - what is it?
This is a term heard in churches 'round the world, but has anyone thought of its possible meanings? After a very deep conversation with several friends i have come to believe it has more to do with giving a priest/pastor/holy man oral pleasure.
Please kneel down and partake in the holy communion.
What does "communion" mean?
Someone who leaves church right after communion is given and cannot wait that extra 10 minutes remaining of mass.
Billy: Mom, where's Mrs. Jones going?
Mom: Oh she's a communion ditcher, her time is way to precious to wait another ten minutes.
Communion - what does it mean?
When the only reason you go to church is so you can figure out a way to take a corny shit in the Pastor's mouth after his sermon.
"Mom, can we have corn for dinner tonight, I have corn communion tomorrow at church?"
Communion - meaning
When you eat a girl out while she has a full blown yeast infection and is on her period- "Bread and Wine"
I had a holy communion last night with that slow girl down the street , can I borrow your toothbrush?
Communion - definition
Those hella good crackers served with free wine in a dimly lit yet nicely air-conditioned room that you find yourself constantly yawning in.
The only reason my parents gave me education at a Catholic school was because of the perks- free wine, and those hella good wafers. What are they called? Oh ya...
Communion wafers.
Communion - slang
When you're too lazy to get a glass of something so you drink right out of the bottle and proceed to wipe where your mouth was like they do with the wine at communion.
Guy 1: "Dude cmon why are you drinking right out of the apple juice?"
Guy 2: "Its alright I'll communion it"
Communion
A person who is doing a communion or is going through a communion.
Omg Phil is being communionated today I'm so excited!!!
Communion
Symbolic cannibal and vampirism.
"You drink wine and pretend it's blood? What are you, a vampire wannabe?"
Communion
the process of kneeling before an ancient torture device and consuming symbols of flesh and blood to celebrate the day of the pagan god of the sun, Ra
Guy 1: I'm in a cult.
Guy 2: Seriously?
Guy 1: Yeah. I go to church and take communion every Sunday.