Definder - what does the word mean?

What is yawning?

An act of sucking ghost dick.

Me:*yawn*
Friend: We don't suck ghost dick around here!

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Yawning - what is it?

A person, place, or event that is found to be boring.

This opera is such a yawn...

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What does "yawning" mean?

When stopping somebody telling you about a REALLY BORING story that you don't care about with the word YAWN.

Quite a rude term, think about before using.
Drag out for extra effect.

E.G

Ellie: "So Keiran was like i wanna play World of Warcraft, and i was like so annoyed..."
Chris: "YAWN!"

E.G 2.
Ellie: "Urm, and then Keiran was like, i want chicken, which was really annoying because i wanted prawns..."
Marge and Jacob: "YAAAAAAAAWWWNNNNNN"

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Yawning - what does it mean?

A biological mechanism, commonly of mammals, used to restore oxygen to the brain when fatigued.

If none of us yawned we would either pass out or become mentally debilitated, so yawning during a boring conversation is not that rude after all.

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Yawning - meaning

A common sign of lack of sleep or boredom. It erupts from your mouth, kind of like a weird moan. Very contagious. You could experience a series of yawns just by seeing, hearing, and or thinking about yawning.

I have yawned 4.. no 5 times just while typing this definition.

FACT: You have or will yawn while reading this.

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Yawning - definition

what you do when you're tired. usually occurs in math or school in general. contagious to two people.

*yawn*

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Yawning - slang

The single most contagious thing in the known universe. Can be passed from person to person by the mystery of F-Gas.

Me: Darn you!! Stop yawning!!!
Ac: I can't help it!! *Yawn* I'm tired!! I got potatoed to death last night!!

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Yawning

When you're tired, and your jaw opens and you let out a gust of mighty man wind. Sometimes it sounds like a fart, but it works...Kind of

Oh jee willikers, I sure am tired...YAAAAWWWWNNing right now. The person would then open their jaw, yawns, and unleash fury

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Yawning

The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.

Married man: "Since we got married she has completed changed..she would not even let me talk anymore..besides from the times when i yawn, she keeps my mouth shut..its as if she now wears the pants in the relationship...nowadays I feel like less of a man.."

Dr. Phil: "LOL!"

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Yawning

yawning

a stretchy breathe.

f: are you tired?
s: NO IM JUST YAWNING BECAUSE MY MOUTH WANTS TO DO A STRETCHY BREATHE

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