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What is Midwife?The period of time after a divorce when a man gets in shape, buys new clothes and a flashy car. Usually fairly short lived as remarriage is imminent. Very similar to a midlife crises but not age related. Have you seen John's new wardrobe? Ever since his divorce he is having total midwife crisis. Midwife - meme gifMidwife - videoMidwife - what is it?When taking a dump with a turd half-way in and half-way out, flush the toilet and have the suction pull the rest of the turd out of you like a midwife delivering a baby. It was a hard shit until I used the Mexican Midwife. What does "Midwife" mean?The act of dropping a newborn on its head shortly after birth. Please direct your thoughts and prayers to little Jimmy, Nurse Butterfingers had a midwife crisis. Midwife - what does it mean?A BBC period drama series about a group of nurse midwives working in the East End of London in the 1950s and 1960s I'm chillin out and next thing I know, somebody's screaming in agony in the other room. I walk over to see what's up and I say to my lady friend "Hey! Its that show where somebody's giving birth every 5 minutes" . She says "Yup! I'm watching Call the Midwife again" Midwife - meaningA wife who isn't as attractive as all the other guys' wives who are out there winning, but at least she's a great mother. Origin of midwife. Midwife - definitionA non-medical professional with no training who "helps" babies be born. "We're thinking about hiring a midwife for our baby instead of a licensed medical doctor." Midwife - slangA person, usually a woman, who is trained to assist women in childbirth. I'm so glad that my midwife helped me while I was in labor. MidwifeA person, usually a woman who dragged out the baby from the pregnant woman's vagina. "The midwife is sticking her fingers in to reach the baby's head" MidwifeSlut that a gentleman bangs between wives. You know that high class dude ain't gonna keep bangin' that stank ho forever. She's just a midwife. MidwifeA person who provides personalized and professional care to a mother prior to, during, and after a birth. Midwives provide an opportunity for a natural birth in a safe environment and focuses on what is best for the mother and baby. Having a midwife help to deliver my baby was one of the best decisions I've ever made. |
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