|
|
What is Wonder Woman?
A woman who uses a whip to punish guys. She has all of the same powers of the super hero but she uses them on a man kinda like a donna matrix.
Be good and do what i say or im gonna have to get wonder woman on your ass!
Wonder Woman - video
Wonder Woman - what is it?
A DC superhero who dresses like a pornstar. She fights crime wearing star-spangled panties, hooker boots and a massive amount of cleavage. This is probable a tacktick to distract her opponents and give them a boner so that they are jailed for being rapists.
She has probable been raped many times, off screen, whenever she is captured by the evil bad guy she is faceing, who would definitely rape her to death if they had the chance.
Guy 1: "Is it a bird, is it a plain, no it's... Super hooker!"
Guy 2: "that's not a hooker, that's Wonder Woman."
Guy 1:"yeah, but wouldn't you like a piece of dat ass?"
Guy 3: "I'd love to shove a metal pole up that bitch's ass and make her my sex slave myself"
*Uncomfortable silence*
What does "Wonder Woman" mean?
The Wonder Woman is a true form of art. It takes time and skill to master it. It's when a guy jizzes on a girls boobs in the shape of a W (preferably while she is awake, but it can also be fun if she is asleep) and on the wet cum you sprinkle glitter or food crumbs. When you are finished there should be a clear W on your chick's rack. Eating or licking the art is optional. The creation will typically last 1-2 days. Always ask the lucky lady if she wants food or glitter, because some women find the glitter itchy. GOOD LUCK
Charlie: Sup Dee Dee how was your night?
Dee Dee: Amazing. My boyfriend ripped my shirt off and squirted me in the shape of a W. He took the glitter and sprinkled it all over my chest. For some additional zest he poured on some Old Bay.
Charlie: Dee Dee I am so jealous! You just got WONDER WOMANED!!!!
Wonder Woman - what does it mean?
A big ass nasty camel-toe in the shape of the "Wonder Woman" symbol. (a 'W')
Tristan: "Damn, look at her camel-toe.
Chelsi: "Yeah, now there's a Wonder Woman for ya!"
Wonder Woman - meaning
Batman's number one horny bitch.
Flash: Yo Dawg, how was yer night?
Bats: Me and Wonder Woman had a little game of 'One on One'.
Flash: Dude, she is so yer bitch!
Bats: My horny bitch!
Wonder Woman - definition
Wonder Woman: (verb)- When a woman suspects her man isn't telling the truth, she ties him to a chair. She tells him that he is now bound with the Lasso of Truth, and to activate it she must now beat the shit out of him till he tells her the truth.
Damn man, my girl went all Wonder Woman on my ass; asking me if I ever fucked her sister!
Wonder Woman - slang
verb transitive, to dress up like Linda Carter in the famed wonder woman television series sporting a golden lariat and tie ones partner up forcing him to tell the truth and having sex with him.
noun, the act of dressing up like Linda Carter in teh famed wonder woman televisino series sporting a golden lariat and tieing ones partner up forcing him to tell the truth and having sex with him.
Hey Gladice, I wonder womaned jimmy last night.
No way Sylvia, why? I thought you didn't like jimmy.
Some lady paid me 500 bucks.
Is that the going rate for the wonder woman these days.
Wonder Woman
An Amazon warrior princess who was created for the DC comics, but appears in shows like the Super Friends and the Justice League.
Wonder Woman: (to an unimpressed John Stewart) We Amazons are warriors! Want to try me? (prepares to fight)
Wonder Woman
The hottest superheroine EVER.
Comic Book Nerd 1: Supergirl is really hot
Comic Book Nerd 2: Yeah she is, but Wonder Woman is way hotter
Wonder Woman
Kick ass super hero who was played by Linda Carter in the 70's. She has an invisible jet and lasso of truth. She Kicks ass.
Wow, look at wonder woman go!