Definder - what does the word mean?

What is thoughts and prayers?

The most polite, thoughtful and socially validating way to say "I don't give a fuck" when something horrible happens.

"Becky fell down the stairs and broke her ankle!"

"eh, thoughts and prayers"

"you're a great person!"

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thoughts and prayers - video


Thoughts and prayers - what is it?

What people say when they want to feel like they're helping but they don't want to actually get off their butts and help.

Person 1: "My mom is in the hospital in critical condition."
Person 2: "I'm sending my thoughts and prayers."

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What does "thoughts and prayers" mean?

I couldn’t care less (but one must keep up appearances, right?)

Frenemy has a family tragedy. "Thoughts and prayers."

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Thoughts and prayers - what does it mean?

"I don't care but Im gonna act like I do so people will like me"

Oh, shit Insert Random Rapper died? I don't even know this guy but "Thoughts and Prayers" 🙏🙏🙏

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Thoughts and prayers - meaning

An expression of indifference to tragedy intended to seem empathetic.

Hollow gestures trivializing loss.

"Yes, I know you want action to keep shooting sprees from happening to someone else. I'll send thoughts and prayers."

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Thoughts and prayers - definition

A deep and sincere concern for the someone especially for someone who faces a trial which is beyond mere human help.

You are in my thoughts and prayers.
Thoughts and prayers!
May God bless you! You are in my thoughts and prayers!

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Thoughts and prayers - slang

what NRA-funded politicians say after a mass shooting, instead of working on gun control

mass shooter: brrbrbrbrbbrbrrrr

politician: my thoughts and prayers will stop him fs

mass shooter: *shoots politician*

politician: *fucking dies*

NRA: *buys another politician to say thoughts and prayers*

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Thoughts and prayers

a word that's usually used when people don't give a sh*t, particularly the republican party when a school shooting happens AGAIN.

Media: "Oh no, 18 students just got shot and 4 killed at Oak Elementary! We have to have gun laws!"

RP: "No we don't. Thoughts and prayers to all those in the shooting."

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Thoughts and prayers

"thoughts and prayers" is a popular, shortened form of the allegedly sentimental expression, "you are(w in our thoughts and prayers" and is generally used to express condolences, al, particularly after a tragedy. as comedian : Anthony Jesselnick pointed out, it is worth "less than fucking nothing".

man 1: what happened?
man 2: I guess some people were killed.

mab 1: oh shit. thoughts and prayers!

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Thoughts and prayers

The appropriate statement by which a reference to a mass shooting must be concluded as written in the holy guidebook Guns & Ammo and endorsed by the great and divine church of the NRA.

This statement may be substituted for action and its utterance is believed by scientists to create new quantum realities in which that action was taken.

Failure to utter thoughts and prayers after referencing a shooting may result in sensible gun control legislation and/or improvements to American mental health care systems.

"Did you hear? Some kids got shot at school today! Thoughts and prayers!"
"Oh my - that person is shooting up a concert! Thoughts and prayers!"

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