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What is Thoughts and prayers?
What people say when they want to feel like they're helping but they don't want to actually get off their butts and help.
Person 1: "My mom is in the hospital in critical condition."
Person 2: "I'm sending my thoughts and prayers."
Thoughts and prayers - video
Thoughts and prayers - what is it?
"I don't care but Im gonna act like I do so people will like me"
Oh, shit Insert Random Rapper died? I don't even know this guy but "Thoughts and Prayers" 🙏🙏🙏
What does "Thoughts and prayers" mean?
Common social media reply to posts about dead people when there is, in fact, no thoughts and no prayers. And if there is, they last about 2 seconds.
*comments “Thoughts and Prayers”*
*immediately goes back to watching porn*
Thoughts and prayers - what does it mean?
When you think of someone and send their best to them.
I am praying for you. Sending my thoughts and prayers to help you recover.
Thoughts and prayers - meaning
Okay, I'll send a Hallmark card I found in the bottom of my desk drawer.
Oh, my mother in law broke her leg? Well my thoughts and prayers are with her.
Thoughts and prayers - definition
A phrase only used by Christians to people, generally other Christians, experiencing hardship. A statement implying action and assistance when in fact none will be forthcoming in any meaningful way. Represents vague promise to intercede with a magical being on the recipient's behalf. Used most often to end a conversation by the person saying it. Often ridiculed in social media as nonsense and hypocrisy, and misspoken as 'Thots and pears'.
I don't want to say 'you should have had your whole family vaccinated' at the funeral. I'll say 'thoughts and prayers' and then talk about the weather.
Thoughts and prayers - slang
When you hear about a tragedy that is not affecting you at all but you still have to act like you care so you say "Thoughts and prayers" to pretend you actually give one shit.
Person 1: "Did you hear about the boat that sink the other day with four families?"
Person 2: "Yeah, thoughts and prayers"
Thoughts and prayers
The most polite, thoughtful and socially validating way to say "I don't give a fuck" when something horrible happens.
"Becky fell down the stairs and broke her ankle!"
"eh, thoughts and prayers"
"you're a great person!"
Thoughts and prayers
I couldn’t care less (but one must keep up appearances, right?)
Frenemy has a family tragedy. "Thoughts and prayers."
Thoughts and prayers
An expression of indifference to tragedy intended to seem empathetic.
Hollow gestures trivializing loss.
"Yes, I know you want action to keep shooting sprees from happening to someone else. I'll send thoughts and prayers."