What is sprees?

(noun) A successive series of instances of at three or more, almost always comical in reflection and retrospect, where a person or persons engage in various forms of theft or thievery, where there is little to no down time between each instance. Though not a rule, such sprees can oftentimes be fueled by intoxicants or drugs.

In back to back to back heists Jordy was on real hot streak with his latest roguing spree. He’d hit at least four unlocked dorms rooms on campus, ransacked them and relieved the occupants of any and all valuables he could find, went on into a nearby parking lot doing similar to over a dozen unlocked vehicles, and as a grand finale to the evening’s festivities found one vehicle with the keys in the ignition and took said vehicle for a joyride where he in short order crashed it into a nearby sorority house. Luckily our hero was able to walk away from the accident unhurt and unidentified. Moments he stumbled into his dorm room in a state of hysterics, which turned out to be contagious once he recounted the series of events from the evening.

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Sprees - what is it?

The infamous sport of using a firearm on innocent people.

"Holy shit! Did you see Dylan's kill count? His score was so high!"

"I could only wish to be one of the top 10 spree shooting athletes.."

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What does "sprees" mean?

To suddenly send a huge amount of Facebook friend requests.

Mark: "Wow, you now have over 500 FB friends"
Cindy: "Yeah, I went on an adding spree last night"

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Sprees - what does it mean?

To shit and pee at the same time.

"Bitch don't make me spree!"

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Sprees - meaning

Mad good melt-in-yo' mouth candy by nestle corperation

Me: "Hey, want some Spree?"
Friend: "Yay-yuh!!"
(Me gives Friend a Spree)
Friend: *CRUNCH!*
Me: "Dude! Don't bite it! You spose to let it melt in yur mouf!"
Friend: "Shut up, Me!!"

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