Definder - what does the word mean?

What is Flaccid?

1) Limp or soft
2) When the male penis is unhappy :(
3) "Down" time

Often times, after cumming the penis goes into a flaccid state. When you have a huge erection and want it to become flaccid just think about your fat neighbor using your blanket as toliet paper... or baseball. Whichever works.

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Flaccid - what is it?

The state of being flaccid, or not having a boner.

I had great flaccidity when I saw your moms vagina.

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What does "Flaccid" mean?

The Collective Noun for a group of old white men with reckons is a Flaccid.

A Flaccid of old white men took to the newspapers to express their dislike of a 16 year of girl.

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Flaccid - what does it mean?

Adjective that describes something in a negative form

Dude, that history test was so flaccid!

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Flaccid - meaning

This is the point of being so fucked up that you can no longer get your penis erect. Generally a term used by a group of friends when they are partying together.

*Calls right hand* "Yo get the squad together, we're getting flaccid as fuck tonight."

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Flaccid - definition

The state of letting loose and being abnormally turnt up. Being limp, like a wet noodle.

"Did you see Stacy's moves on the dance floor? She was so fucking flaccid man!"

"I'm getting so flaccid tonight!!"

"Let's get flaccid!"

"I realized I was really flaccid last night when I hooked up with seven guys"

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Flaccid - slang

Floppy, or limp. like an old lettuce leaf.

Crikey Charley! That lettuce is as flaccid as your ex-boyfriend!

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Flaccid

A term used for 'cool' or 'Awesome'. Other words like 'Rad', 'Dank', 'Dope', etc. This term is only used by the coolest people.

Steven: Hey I didn't go to homecoming, did you want to come over?
Jon: Sure. Why didn't you go?
Steven: Some people told me it wasn't flaccid so I didn't go.

or

James: Dude you kissed my girlfriend, that wasn't very flaccid of you.

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Flaccid

Flaccid; a word used to describe a negative situation. Often used to describe someone's life. It literally means that someone has "flopped", or failed.

"Life is so flaccid" - meaning life sucks.
"This is so flaccid" - meaning this sucks.

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Flaccid

When something or someone is extremely chill or exceeds a normal level of coolness.

Yo that girl was so flaccid last night I wish I got her number.

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