Definder - what does the word mean?

What is flaccid?

adj. the highest complement, ranking something above everything else. Syn. sick, wicked, cool, fly

That girl you hooked up with last night was flaccid, or,
That 720 indy grap you threw on the pipe was flaccid.

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Flaccid - what is it?

A watered down drink, the opposite of a "stiff" drink. When a bartender notices you have had enough to drink, and starts watering yours down, he's serving you a "flaccid drink".

Bartender, this Mass Confusion is flaccid! Gimme the full shots!

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What does "flaccid" mean?

Lacking strength or erect stature.

Your mother has a flaccid spinal cord.

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Flaccid - what does it mean?

flaccid is how a guy's dick gets when someone thumps his nuts with their thumb and index finger while he's jacking off, resulting in a failed orgasm

Matt thumped my nuts as I was about to cum, and my hard dick got flaccid!

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Flaccid - meaning

Lacking firmness, resilience, or muscle tone.

See Synonyms at limp.
Lacking vigor or energy: flaccid management.

lacking normal or youthful firmness

adj 1: lacking in strength or firmness or resilience; "flaccid muscles"; "took his lax hand in hers"; "gave a limp handshake"; "a limp gesture as if waving away all desire to know" G.K.Chesterton; "a slack grip" syn: lax, limp, slack 2: lacking firmness or stiffness; "flabby around the middle"; "flaccid cheeks" syn: flabby

He had gone flaccid so we couldnt have sex.

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Flaccid - definition

One who suffers from not having the ability to get a woody, hard on, or boner... Usually having to take some Viagra to go the distance

Wife: You ready?
Husband: No.
Wife: Now?
Husband: No.
Wife: DAMNIT!! WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU
Husband: (pops some Viagra) Give me 5 five more minutes!

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Flaccid - slang

Limp, lacking muscle

An old dude had a flaccid penis so he had to take viagra.

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Flaccid

A non hard dick or penis or cock or BANISTER

Dude my manshaft is a fuckin flaccid piece a shit homes!

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Flaccid

penis in a defensive position

"my penis is flaccid" - dan

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Flaccid

1) Limp or soft
2) When the male penis is unhappy :(
3) "Down" time

Often times, after cumming the penis goes into a flaccid state. When you have a huge erection and want it to become flaccid just think about your fat neighbor using your blanket as toliet paper... or baseball. Whichever works.

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