Definder - what does the word mean?

What is stiffness?

Orinating in the south. Meaning to be cool or dope. Synomous with the terms: “live”, or “hard”.

Man 1: “Ayyyyyy bro you seen that that drop top bentley coupe that we just passed?”

Man 2: “Hell yea foe that hoe was stiff af”

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Stiffness - what is it?

a word used as an adjective. to describe how a penis gets hard during sexual activity.

"OH GOD BEKY!, look at johny's pants...doesn't it look like he's got a stiff?"

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What does "stiffness" mean?

1. A corpse/dead person.

2. An extremely boring cunt.

3. Someone who always abides by rules, never questioning anything, or talks big about their hardassness, then just pussies out. A big blubbering vagina.

4. Someone who's never kissed someone. Usually applied to boys, but can be applied to girls too, though those are usually referred to as frigid.

1. Dave is dead.

2. My god, Luke is such a stiff. He never wants to skip lessons and he never messes around. He's such a pussy. What a stiff.

3.
Stiff: Yeah I'm really hard. I skip all the time.
Norm: So you coming to smoke a J?
Stiff: But we'll get caught/But what if my mum finds out?

4. Yeah so I was trying to kiss Jenna last night, she was really frigid and freaked out.

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Stiffness - what does it mean?

It’s the way you carry yourself , with an untouchable swag that can’t be messed with through ones every step and decision.

Bro that outfit is stiff as fuck bro!!

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Stiffness - meaning

1. To cheat (someone) of something owed.

2. To fail to give or supply (something expected or promised).

If you do too much for people, they'll stiff you more than repay you.

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Stiffness - definition

Used to describe a strong alcoholic drink. The more stiff the drink is, the more alcohol there is in it.

Man this drink is fucking stiff. Five ounces of 5 o'clock vodka and five ounces of Kool-Aid lemonade.

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Stiffness - slang

Someone (a guy) that doesn't want to talk to/pursue girls and would rather stand by themselves, thus being a stiff.

Wow, Kevin was a stiff again and stayed in the corner as a hot girl danced by herself.

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Stiffness

Slang. To fail to tip an employee that is normally tipped, such as bar and restaurant wait-staff, pizza delivery drivers, hairstylists/barbers, taxi drivers, etc.

Verb: "He (erroneously) thinks the pizza driver gets the "delivery charge", so stiffs them!"
Noun: Stiffs at a bar find themselves thirstier than the good tippers.

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Stiffness

Top/head or brain to give or receive.

She said she gave me stiff I never touched that bi*h

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Stiffness

A phrase to yell when things are going well.

When Jake was doing well at Tetris he yelled "Stiff as!"

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