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What is a wet noodle?
A person, who during inter course develops a flaccid penis
(1) if in the process of losing their vigninity - the wet noodle voids the accomplishment- YOU ARE STILL A VIRGIN
“Yo, does it count if I got a wet noodle?”
“No Lennon you stupid, wet noodles don’t count”
a wet noodle - video
A wet noodle - what is it?
Person #1: Look at Tyron Swimming in the pool, While were trying to eat KFC.
Person #2: Yeah he's a stupid wet noodle.
What does "a wet noodle" mean?
A period of stumbling after a boxer is stunned in a match.
Joe: Oh my, he is having some trouble in there, he can't even stand straight. He's dancing around in that classic wet noodle fashion.
Teddy: Oh yeah Joe, and it's not al dente, it's really really wet noodles.
A wet noodle - what does it mean?
Accurate depiction of John's firewall
John's firewall is as strong as a wet noodle
A wet noodle - meaning
Someone with a greasy perm (hair).
“Haha look at that wet noodle.”
A wet noodle - definition
A person who is heterosexual until generally drunk or sometimes just really horny, at that time, the person tends to have gay encounters. Like a noodle, the person is straight until wet.
-Did you hear Erika hooked up with Rachel last saturday?
-Yeah, that's Erika's sixth drunk lesbian hookup. She is such a wet noodle.
A wet noodle - slang
a noodle which has been cooked in boiling water
owwww thats a hot wet noodle!!
A wet noodle
A word that is used when someone can't inflict damage because they're weak or using a weak weapon.
- Check out this Desert Eagle I bought yesterday, this beauty can deal some serious damage!
- Dude, that's an airsoft gun. It will hit like a wet noodle...
A wet noodle
A limp dick, especially while in the process of intercourse.
Damn man, I gotta lay off the alcohol. I stay fuckin my girl with a wet noodle.
A wet noodle
A person who's lame and boring. Not particularly terrible, just like a "meh" person. They don't contribute a whole ton, they don't take initiative, they're gunna probably have a boring life. A shrug of a person.
Oh dude don't waste your time, that guy is a total wet noodle.