Definder - what does the word mean?

What is ton?

short for Tonya
a gurl who fat and ugly
think she pretty
think she skinny
think she has friend friend

she not pretty
not skinny
no one like her
she smells
has gracie hiat

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ton - video


Ton - what is it?

Means to fight, scrap ect. This word is used down south

You seen that bitch get in Chris face like dat? They bout to ton in dis bitch

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What does "ton" mean?

the amount jake paul weighs because he's fat.

guy#1: dude look at that fag jake paul over there!\
guy#2:yeah man he must weigh a ton!

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Ton - what does it mean?

A unit of weight equal to 2,000 pounds (0.907 metric ton or 907.18 kilograms)

That car weighs two tons, or, 4,000 lbs.

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Ton - meaning

The favorite person who gives you high fives with both hands and makes you smile on the crappiest of days. friend

Ton, get out of my head.

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Ton - definition

a unit of weight for fat people

Why do you need a partner? You weigh like, more than 3 tons!

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Ton - slang

used excessively in the online poker community, meaning many, lots of, several, countless, etc etc (insert any synonym of your choice)

Fish: I was like so crushed in that hand!
Shark: No, you actually had a ton of outs!

Shark: Watching those poker videos has helped me a ton!

Shark: You don't have a ton of equity with 98s you fish!

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Ton

"the ton" A speed of 100mph.

John nearly did the ton on the way to work.

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Ton

The Ton is the village of Tongwynlais, a few miles north of Cardiff, Wales

Question: "where d'yuh live?"
Answer: "In the Ton"

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Ton

100 - strangely, not 1000 - GB pounds sterling. Or any other currency for that matter.
from cockney dialect.

oi geez, lend us a ton?

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