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What is a noodle?When one drinks a small amount of alcohol (commonly a sip of four loko, but in some extreme cases this could be a sniff) and engages in wobbly activities. The drunkard must have a BMI of 12 or below, a tall and skinny frame, and a feeble skeleton. When intoxicated the body muscles collapse and the noodling begins. This could include floundering to the ground, rolling around like an infant child, and making silly comments that can be so cringing it turns you sober. Dude I met this kid from New Mexico last night, he'd never drunk before; he was noodleing all over the place a noodle - videoA noodle - what is it?Getting Noodled, the act of Noodling or to get the Noodle is when a male slut practices in the art of fornication. 1: Nick sure Noodled that girl last night What does "a noodle" mean?An individual who is limp and incapable of standing up for something or even taking responsibility for anything. Not capable of doing anything in life. Wishy-washy but much worse! That jerk is such a noodle he came out of his dad's dick sideways and just swam in circles. A noodle - what does it mean?When you and your bandmates start playing without the band director's consent. Usually, the band director will shout at you for noodling. Sometimes, the director will purposefully target one instrumentalist and tell them to stop playing when there is no song. Noodling is a serious offense that leads to serious consequences such as band suspension, possible expulsion from the band, and no seventh chords :( Stop noodling or I'll shut that saxophone up myself. A noodle - meaningA code word to describe a cute or hot girl without anyone noticing: Alden : βOi mate, see that girl over there? Sheβs a noodleβ A noodle - definition1. A type of food made from wheat, rice, or something else idk 1. I ate some Pad-Thai last night, and the noodles were good! A noodle - slangA form of fishing in which a crazy person runs into a lake and searches for holes on the bottom with his foot. Then he inserts his finger into the hole and lets something bite it. Hopefully, it's a catfish. If so, he wrestles the catfish to the surface and drags it to shore. If its not a catfish, he may lose his finger to a snapping turtle or his life to a water moccasin. Never noodle for catfish with your dong or you will receive the most painful injury ever to spring from noodling. A noodleverb, "to noodle" - means to mull over, think about, contemplate, ponder, puzzle over or brain-storm. 1) "Jack, do we have a way to make gold from salt-water, yet?" "I don't think so, Bob. Let me noodle that one for a bit. I'll get back to you!" A noodleword used by Australian junkies to descibe a syringe they use to shoot up heroin, cocaine or meth-amphetamines with. Vera: Vis shit is the fuckin' horse... I carnt wait to get some of vis shit in a noodle. A noodle(inutill) a mexican american word used for white people who speak spanish very badly and without any accent at all (it is done by pronouncin innutill (useless in spanish) with an overtly (white guy)accent when he aplied for the job he said he speaks spanish but he is a noodle the customers can't even understand him |
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