Definder - what does the word mean?

What is Crock pot?

To enter a restroom for the purpose of vomiting after someone defecated...and they didn't warn you knowing you were going to vomit.

My girlfriend took a shit in the restroom and when I went to vomit she didn't warn me...She "Crock-Potted" me.

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Crock pot - video

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Crock pot - what is it?

Placing food in a Crock-Pot and subsequently having sex until the food is done, usually for 4 to 6 hours. A post sex feast would ensue, thus providing fuel for more sex.

"What are you doing for spring break?"

"Well my girlfriend and I will be Crock-Potting almost everyday, so that will take up the majority of my time."

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What does "Crock pot" mean?

Crock potted: the act of putting more than one dick in an ass.

You could hear the ocean after he got Crock potted.
That dudes ass looked like a crock pot of vienna sausages at a party.

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Crock pot - what does it mean?

A very creepy person.

Gosh that Andy is such a crock pot

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Crock pot - meaning

The act of leaving your dick in a chicks ass after you come to let it just cook inside her.

Damn! That chick let you crock pot her. What a slut.
or
Girl: Get your dick out of my ass!!
Guy: Hell no bitch! I'm crock potting.

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Crock pot - definition

Taking a dump in a crock pot and letting it bake until some unexpecting individual opens it and releases the aroma of baked turd.

Kara and Caleb left me a key to their house while they're on vacation, I'm thinking about crock potting in the kitchen so they have a nice welcome home surprise.

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Crock pot - slang

when a girls pussy is so hot your dick feels like it is on fire.

i fucked my girl last night and she had a crock pot

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Crock pot

Farting in a hot shower, the smell rises until the water stream pulls it with the water to the bottom of the shower, where the steam pulls it up to your nose. The running shower repeats the process creating a crock pot effect

Man I crock potted my self in the shower this morning!

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Crock pot

A hot or desirable female ass, preferably on the big or voluptuous side

"I wanna get all up in that crock pot..."

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Crock pot

The act of putting a man’s balls inside of the vagina and just letting them soak for a bit.

Person 1: β€œHey man, what’s your favorite position when having sex?”
Person 2: β€œEh, I don’t really like sex per se. I prefer to just do a Crock Pot”

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