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What is crock potting?
When you're under the covers and you let a rancid fart slip. It then festers and stays warm in the blankets until your partner lifts up the covers and is hit with a blast of stink.
(Much like lifting the lid off a crock pot and the hot blast of steam that comes out.)
I couldn't stop laughing when Mike lifted the covers and was hit with a crock pot fart
crock potting - video
Crock potting - what is it?
Going to a friend's house when they are not home, shitting in their toilet, closing the lid and letting it simmer until they find it upon their return.
Matt Parish has been the perpetrator of several horrific crock-pottings.
What does "crock potting" mean?
When you think you have to fart, but shit your pants and don't have anywhere to clean up within a reasonable amount of time (maybe while driving / hunting / fishing). A Shart which becomes trapped between the cheeks, stewing and brewing and warm as can be. You just carry it home with you like a crock pot!
My buddy went fishing and brought home a full Crock Pot, a classic wet shart situation, and all because he had nowhere to properly clean himself off, and wasn't going home anytime soon! He simply brought the crock pot home with him.
Crock potting - what does it mean?
A crock pot is a woman who can comfortably conceal $ 15.00 worth of mixed fresh produce in her baby cavern.
Sheila been around, she's a total Crock Pot!!
Crock potting - meaning
To enter a restroom for the purpose of vomiting after someone defecated...and they didn't warn you knowing you were going to vomit.
My girlfriend took a shit in the restroom and when I went to vomit she didn't warn me...She "Crock-Potted" me.
Crock potting - definition
Placing food in a Crock-Pot and subsequently having sex until the food is done, usually for 4 to 6 hours. A post sex feast would ensue, thus providing fuel for more sex.
"What are you doing for spring break?"
"Well my girlfriend and I will be Crock-Potting almost everyday, so that will take up the majority of my time."
Crock potting - slang
Crock potted: the act of putting more than one dick in an ass.
You could hear the ocean after he got Crock potted.
That dudes ass looked like a crock pot of vienna sausages at a party.
Crock potting
A very creepy person.
Gosh that Andy is such a crock pot
Crock potting
Taking a dump in a crock pot and letting it bake until some unexpecting individual opens it and releases the aroma of baked turd.
Kara and Caleb left me a key to their house while they're on vacation, I'm thinking about crock potting in the kitchen so they have a nice welcome home surprise.
Crock potting
The act of leaving your dick in a chicks ass after you come to let it just cook inside her.
Damn! That chick let you crock pot her. What a slut.
or
Girl: Get your dick out of my ass!!
Guy: Hell no bitch! I'm crock potting.