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What is Caterina?
A fucking dwarf who can say "disgusting idiot" in dutch.
She can't communicate and she's like a taxi(a bad one).
You can use her like a dildo.
She has anger issues and she's a fucking koala, she'll hang on your dick.
Guy: What do you have on your dick?
X: A Caterina
Caterina - meme gif
Caterina - video
Caterina - what is it?
Wow that girls got a wicked caterina
What does "Caterina" mean?
a very special breed tbh... is so disrespectful but is fantastic in bed. once you get in her tornado, there's no more escaping. if she catches you, you're hers for life. naturally is a whore but once you've tamed her she comes around. she loves dick but is easy to turn gay. has huge tits and fantastic body. personality depends on whether mercury is in retrograde or not. she makes good food
boy 1: woah caterina is so hot wtf i want her even tho she's so disrespectful
girl 1 aka me: chill she likes me now and she makes me spaghetti
boy 1: omg lucky you have a caterina!
Caterina - what does it mean?
If you meet a Caterina you’ll want to keep her. She’s one of the most loyal and devoted person you’ll ever meet. Shoot your shot, she’s a once in a lifetime chance. Any place at any time she’ll be there for you.
She’s the most loyal and willing girlfriend you’ll ever get. Amazing eyes, small body, cutest ass on this planet. Usually brunette or tanned.
You will want to put a ring on her after week of dating.
Perry Como was in love with a Caterina, so he wrote a song about her:
CATERINA
Cat-er-eee-na
When we kiss, pretty miss, pretty miss, I'm in ecstasy
Caterina - meaning
A beautiful korean girl with a Welsh name. She is extremely smart and has a beautiful voice. Most Caterina's play a stringed instrument and are musicaly talented. She is very bright and everyone loves her because of her personality. Most Caterina's end up as a doctor or a nurse and they love helping others. She is extremely sexy and gorgeous. She dislikes others who has the same item as her and get jealous very easily.
Wow...that girl is sexxxayyy.. Bet thats caterina!
Caterina - definition
There are no words to describe how amazing Caterina is. She has a smile that can light up a room even when it's pitch black. She is so loving, caring, funny and the sweetest person you'll ever meet. She is absolutely stunning in every way. She knows how to brighten up your day no matter what because she is just that special. She will always be there for you, always be by your side. Once you’ve met a Caterina there’s no turning back because she’s already hooked you in with her beauty. She is one of a kind and if you ever meet a Caterina, never let her go because she is the most perfect girl you will ever meet.
Yo dude, did you see that girl?
Yea, bro she's stunning.
Yo, I think her name is Caterina!
No way, Caterinas are the best, I heard that they are amazing girlfriends.
Caterina - slang
An amazing young woman with many talents.
Wow, she can sing and act and she's gorgeous too. Must be a Caterina.
Caterina
A term denoting pure perfection, to an almost divine degree. Used when no other compliment seems enough. Most of us will only get 1 shot at applying this term to sumthing in our lifetime and many stagger under the responsibility to use it wisely.
Caterina's in existence are unmistakable for their undeniable awesomness and celestial quality. The term derives frm the virtuous mythological creature who possessed a wealth of qualities, yet tragically burdoned by their own genius.
"that lunar eclipse was so... so... caterina..."
"omg try cookie dough and caramel, its complete caterina!"
Caterina
A complete GODDESS. She has gorgeous hair, no matter what! She is funny, kind, and sometimes slightly bossy. She will stand by you no matter what. Unless you piss her off. NEVER piss her off. She will freaking murder you if you piss her or one of her friends off. She is a brilliant person, but she sucks at math. So, so nice and accepting. My best friend.
Emmilia: (Cries)
Caterina: What's wrong?!
Emmilia: Tim broke up with me! (keeps crying)
Caterina: HE'S SO DEAD!! (Goes off to find him)
Caterina
If you meet a Caterina you’ll want to keep her. She’s one of the most loyal and devoted person you’ll ever meet. Shoot your shot, she’s a once in a lifetime chance. She’ll be there even if you and her have been through rough times, she doesn’t care about your past but most importantly if you’re ok and if you need to talk. Any place at any time she’ll be there for you. A shoulder to cry on. A buddy to laugh with. Or if you need to just yell. Trust me she’s heard worse things coming from other people.
She’s the most loyal girlfriend you’ll ever get. Strongest, most stubborn person. But certain people can get through to her. You’re lucky if you’re one of them. You’ll want to put a ring on it after a week of dating.
But be careful. Her anger is horrific. She can be ready to rip someone’s throat out and if you’re one of those people that can calm her down in seconds. You’re lucky. She loves you. Don’t take her for granted.
Normally someone with long blonde or long brown hair, blue eyes and a wonderful, cheerful, down to earth personality.
Gosh guys my day was terrible.... *Go to Caterina, she can cheer you up with just a smile and wave*