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What is friends off?
Code phrase for having to take a dump
Being a painfully shy person, I stood up from the table and just told everyone I had to go drop a friend off at the pool.
friends off - video
Friends off - what is it?
Descriptive of having a poo, to give a toilet birth
John - "Where the hell have you been, the hookers were getting bored!"
Tony - "Sorry, i was just waving a brown friend off to sea"
What does "friends off" mean?
Dropping friends off at the pool- verb
Taking a poop!
Also : Drop my friends off at the pool
Its a much nicer way for someone to say I gotta use the bathroom. Applies to all ages and both sexes.
Kids love it.
Also great way to add 15 minutes to your arrival time.
I am running late. I am dropping my friends off at the pool.
Friends off - what does it mean?
To deficate
I've really got to drop some friends off at the pool!
Friends off - meaning
(verb) The act of dropping pieces of crap out of your arse into a toilet or other body of water (i.e., the kitchen sink, someone's unattended beverage cup, a puddle on the road, a swimming pool, etc.)
I was just dropping some friends off at the pool, when all of a sudden i fell off my boss's desk, spilling the cup of coffee I was using!
Friends off - definition
To take a shit. There is no indication as to how severe of a shit but it is usually assumed to be a short one considering the context the phrase is used.
Dude, I'll be over in a bit. I just gotta drop some friends off at the pool first.
Friends off - slang
When two combatants of of either gender challenge each other to a battle of who can name the most friends. In the case of a mutual friend, the opposing combatant may challenge the claimer, in which the friend in question must name who he/she is better friends with. In the case that the challenged person cannot be reached, the combatant who has known the challenged longer wins said friend. Should a "douchebag" be named as a friend, the combatant who claims such a person loses a number of friends proportional to the douchebaggery of the named on a 1-10 scale.
The winner of a friend-off is entitled and obligated to embarrass the loser and seize all friends named and unnamed in the contest. The loser of this contest must start over and make new friends.
Combatant 1: Friend-off. You won't do it, pussy.
Combatant 2: Frank!
Combatant 1: Fuck you, Frank hates you. I claim John.
Combatant 2: Challenge! John is my brother...
John: Only by blood, you're such a bitch.
Combatant 1: No one loves you. I clearly win.
Friends off
When an acquaintance of yours starts to irritate you, particularly when they begin to act like your best friend as soon as you just met them. When you've had enough, you introduce them to another friend of yours who you think has a chance of getting along with them, in hopes that your friend will be more accepting of this person's annoying behaviours than you are. A friend-off is successful when your acquaintance quickly attaches themselves to your friend rather than you. Thus, you have passed off your "friend" to another friend.
Person 1: Is there anything I should be careful of if I decide to friend-off someone?
Person 2: Friend-offs can backfire if the friend you have passed your annoying acquaintance off to is a very close friend of yours and they genuinely get along and become good friends. Every time your inner circle of friends gets together, the person you have friend-offed will then start regularly attending those gatherings, and you will have to endure their presence anyway.
Friends off
A competition, typically between girls, to see who has the sexiest male friend. They go in rounds of three to see who is more attractive. The winner gets bragging rights
"Girls, let's have a friend off! I'd love to win bragging rights."
Friends off
Invented by a man named Nolan. If he doesnt like what your saying, BAM
friends off, you talk to him and he will re-introduce himself like you've never met.
Asian girl "Nolan, your a douche bag"
Nolan "Friends off"
Asian girl "haha, but seriously give me rice"
Nolan "Hi, Im Nolan"