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What is Mustache?
A fuzzy caterpillar type thing, that grows on your upper lip, but also takes over your mind and makes you delusional, causing the wearer of said fuzzy caterpillar to think it looks good. It almost never looks good.
Damn bro, look at that assholes, shitty mustache.
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Mustache - video
Mustache - what is it?
Music industry dickhead with no mind of their own, who only sprouts obvious statements to impress.
The mustache said if we sold as many records as Britney Spears we would be as successful"
At the meeting the mustache told the band that a gold record was proof of lots of sales.
If the singer was as big a star as Beyonce, then the mustache said he could get more shows for her.
What does "Mustache" mean?
Saying mustache is another way to refer to the hair on a females privates.
“Yo, I gave my girl h**d and she had a whole mustache”
Mustache - what does it mean?
1) Chris Baker
2) A man with the looks of Adolph Hitler
3) A style of facial hair commonly referred to as a 70's porn accessory.
Hey that guy is sporting a "mustache!!"
Mustache - meaning
A curvy-ish shape that comes in multiple colors (mostly black). Both boys and girls love mustaches!
I mustache you a question... but I'll shave it for later!
Mustache - definition
A creature lurking on men's faces that can only be tamed by razers/shaving cream or mustache combs, and may emerge from noses.
Dude, your mustache is beast!
Mustache - slang
A mustache is an amazing addition to your face. It is the most awesome noun in the universe. Mustaches rule. Mustaches will take you to places unimaginable. There are mustaches on almost every villian in movies. There are pencil mustaches, mustaches like Mario has, moustaches (TEEHEE) ,and the most popular mustache of all, handlebar mustaches.
Person 1- Whoa, is that a handlebar mustache on that guy?
Person 2- yeah. Isn't that so amazing?
Person 1- i wanna be him.
Mustache
A pillow located on the upper lip used for cushioning falls. Is often confused with beards.
Joe: Good thing I had this mustache to break my 18-story fall, eh Bob?
Bob: Dude, that is not normal.
Mustache
The source of all righteous power; the facial hair style of the sophisticated man or woman.
Antonym:Evil
1) The power of the mustache will save us from ultimate evil!
2) Wow! what a great mustache!
Mustache
A universal icon representing the epitome of authority and raw **manhood. It graces small children the chance to believe in a hero and causes evil-doers to second guess their existence. There are very few things in this world that could ever achieve the divine status that each individual hair is birthed into. Resting just above the upper lip, the mustache is a beacon to all mankind that there is hope for this world and a bright future for all who have been gifted with this treasure from God himself.
** I used manhood as a majority observation. No disrespect to the women of this world that wear their mustache with pride.
When I grow up I want a mustache like that.
Think you can handle this mustache?! I didn't think so...