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What is Calzone?

Racial slur for Italians dating back to the 1800s, also a food.

Domenic is a stupid calzone.

Domenic is eating a calzone.

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Calzone - what is it?

A pizza turnover, very good.

Sbarros makes good calzones, I can't stand the spinach and cheese ones.

I do like the sausage or pepper and cheese calzones.

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What does "Calzone" mean?

When a man gets a boner thinking about the calzone he will inevitably eat for dinner.

Dan had a raging calzoner that could only be quenched by a visit to the local pizza shop.

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Calzone - what does it mean?

A Calzone, or Calzoning, is the ultimate violent act with steps inspired by actual the food, a calzone. It involves hiring somebody to rape the victim (cheese), squeezing the juices some of their organs all over them while theyre alive (tomato sauce), then chopping them and their family up (meatballs, pepporoni, etc.), and then deep frying the entire mess.

1. Riley is so damn annoying, I'm about ready to Calzone him!
2. Person 1: Yo, i just murdered a gang leader last night dawg.
Person 2: Really? I Calzoned a man for mowing my lawn too short.
Person 1: That's whack whitey!

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Calzone - meaning

Someone who is soft, or takes the soft option - i.e. a Flake. Brought about during a dinner where 4 men were eating; three ordered a Mixed Grill and one ordered the Calzone.

Person 1: "We went out drinking last night, and we all drank bourbon but Jim was sipping champagne."

Person 2: "That guy is such a Calzone."

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Calzone - definition

a very attractive woman who has big boobs and a fat ass, made up by a complete idiot who i love very much.
apparently, the "bread" is the boobs and the "cheese" is the ass.

"Emily's a Calzone"
"no she's not, she doesn't have enough bread."

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Calzone - slang

(n) A Southern Californian who has moved to Arizona. Usually a self righteous, drunk, bigot, college kid who goes to an Arizona college (on daddy's money) because they couldn't get into USC or UCLA.
I.E. USC (or UCLA) overflow that resides in Arizona.

Todd is such a calzone.
Look at those calzones.

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Calzone

When a guy ejaculates into a girl's vagina, then she crawls on top of him and squeezes the man-goo out onto his chest, not unlike squeezing a cheese calzone.

That bitch got so mad when I came in her that she calzoned me.

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Calzone

An idiot who is unaware of how stupid they are, can also be used with the term mook or Jabroni.

You utter calzone. You are acting like a total calzone.

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Calzone

A tidy, well-presented vagina. Often found hairless, or with neatly-trimmed hair. The lips are firmly shut revealing little of the inner vaginal tissue.

See opposite: Doner kebab

Colin removed her pants and was delighted to discover that beneath her underwear lay a calzone.

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