A Jabroni is someone who sucks. Jabroni's are often inferior in skills such as light-sabering, dancing, or playing video games. Jabroni's can not make decent cocktails.
1. Charlie: "Just glide one puck just to get the hang of it."
Mac: "Gliding like a jabroni is what I'm gonna be doing."
2. Charlie: "You keep using this word 'jabroni'...and it's awesome!"
Mac: "Yeah I think it's some daigo word or something"
An asshole. As in: โLook at this fucking asshole!โ
Like, if you see someone riding down the middle of the street on a unicycle, naturally youโll say โlook at this fucking asshole.โ Thatโs how you know, the fate feared by all, one worse than skinny ankles, that theyโre a fucking jabroni.
โWhatโre you doing jabroni?โ
โLook at this jabroni pouring his milk before the cerealโ
โYo jabroni stop being a hoeโ
...and renditions thereof
Definition: Jabroni is - to me and maybe some others - is a one-size-fits-all insult. Jabroni can be used to insult anyone for anything. They could be a poser, a lame-ass, a d*ck, an asshole, a motherf*cker, really anything.{1} The pluses to using jabroni over more traditional insults such as the ones listed previously are that it's not used often - giving an enriched and more important and potent insult{2} - and that you can use it for anything as said before. If you're teacher is being just a c*nt, call them a jabroni. He/She will not know what that means, and you can tell them it's a positive thing. Meanwhile everyone else knows that someone just straight-up called them a(n) *INSERT INSULT HERE*.{3}
Origin:
The word jabroni is a new-age insult. It's a new word; we've seen it be created. Origin shows usage from WWE wrestling. Where "The Rock" uses jabroni to describe a "jobber". How some discovered it in the form shown here was from the Vinesauce live streams. The song "The End?" by "The Four Jabronis" is linked here.
{1} "Kyle is such a jabroni."
{2} James: "Hey Donald, you're a f*cking dick."
Donald: "Well James, you're a jabroni!"
James: "Uhh..."
{3} Mr. I. C. Weenur: "Alright ya little s*its, you have to do homework over Spring Break. Read chapter 69 then make a 2 page summary with at least 2,000 words."
Ben: "Mr. Weenur, you're a serious jabroni."
Mr. I. C. Weenur: "What's that?!"
Ben: "A good teacher..."
Mr. I. C. Weenur: "Okay."
In wrestling: a jobber.
In reality: Dumbass. Loser. A no good son of bitch. Talks a lot of shit but can never back it up.
Calvin: Do wanna pick up some McDonaldโs? Kiff: Sure
*gets to McDonaldโs*
Calvin: Dude I forgot my wallet, can you pay for me?
Kiff: youโre a fucking jabroni