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What is unicycle?
A sexual position in which the male inserts his penis into his partner's vagina and proceeds to curl back upon himself, grasping his ankles with his hands to form a human "wheel." This position ought to be held for a period of no less than 10 minutes, after which the rider dismounts and no one is satisfied.
Linda: Are you coming to my bat mitzvah potluck this weekend?
Donna: Hell no, Linda, I've a got dick unicycle to ride.
Linda: Is the dick unicycle really all it's cracked up to be?
Stuart: Hell no, Linda, I have really weak wrists
Linda: Why is Stuart all covered in mud? Did he fall outside?
Donna: Hell no, Linda, we were doing the dick unicycle in the rain
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Unicycle - what is it?
Jtown's most popular attraction. Such an amazing unicyclist his sets go for not 1, not 2, but 3 whole hours. Rides around with a little monkey attached to a chain and yells "WILD MONKEY" and gets the kids going crazy. May or may not have injured pedestrians. 40% chance he is addicted to heroin (this is Jtown after all). Notable appearances include the 2013 NUC in Butler PA and the 2017 Potatofest in Ebensburg PA. Popular with the players of the online videogame TagPro.
Unicycle Sam screams at the kids "WILD MONEKY WILD MONKEY!!!" while noshing on some chicken balls
What does "unicycle" mean?
One wheel short of a bicycle. Used to describe a person who displays limited intelligence.
That Paris Hilton chick is a Unicycle
Unicycle - what does it mean?
Noun. A person who cannot stop wheeling for fear of "falling over" in life. See wheeling.
High Schooler #1: Dude, that new kid is flirting with all of the girls.
High Schooler #2: I know he is a total unicycle.
Unicycle - meaning
A person who goes to extreme, ridiculous measures to be noticed.
Dude, did you see that guy with his multiple piercings?
Yeah, he's such a unicycler.
Unicycle - definition
Less commonly known as an arranged circle of four or more unicorns, all having their horns stuck up either their 'partner's' anus or vagina (almost always for sexual pleasure).
Running around in a circle (almost similar to the joy of little girls running around dat maypole) can take place for personal amusement.
The crudely based derivatives include:
Uni- (contraction of 'unicorn' in this case; not meaning 'one' or 'single')
Cycle (as in the specific arrangement of horn-to-ass positions, creating one continuous loop)
1.Upon seeing this unicycle, the man threw up and began fapping to the spectacle.
2.Boy: "Weirdest circus ever."
Girl: "Oh, I didn't get to see it. What was it like?"
Boy: "There was this -this... unicycle! A bunch of clowns were riding it, too!"
Girl: "That doesn't sound too bad, I mean, ALL of those clowns on one unicycle? What's so weird about that?"
Boy: "Y-you don't wanna know. I... I think I'll g-*hurk* -go and lie down for a little bit..."
Girl: "Huh, that's weird. I usually find unicycles to be arousing... Hehe, hornplay."
Unicycle - slang
A man that spins his own wheels. A man that pleasures himself. Pleasure in your own company, no one else.
The lonely man performed a unicycle in the privacy of his own home.
Unicycle
Throwing all of your trash and recyclables into one garbage can to be picked up.
Do I recycle? No, I unicycle.
Unicycle
A humain propelled vehicle with one wheel. Usually, unicycles have pedals, cranks, and seats derived from regular two-wheeled bicycles. Having been around for years as props for entertainers, they are comming back now as a proper form of transportation and recreation. Popular with people with certain mental conditions. Usually refered to as a "Uni". (also see Muni, Coker} and Trials Uni.
That crazy bastard is going down the mountain with his unicycle!
I'm going to unicycle to the store for more beer.
Unicycle
A one wheeled vehicle powered by usually by pedals (there are motor driven ones) with a seat and frame extending from the wheel.
Man, UNICYCLES FUCKING ROCK YO ASS!