Definder - what does the word mean?

What is the sausage?

To be surrounded on all sides by dudes.

I was at the concert and I couldn't enjoy myself because I was completely sausaged.

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the sausage - video


The sausage - what is it?

A common cylindric part of meat made from delicious gory animal parts. The human beings usually eat it in order to gain multiple kilojoules, but instead of that, some weirdos smoke it for their personal pleasure.

I've got to smoke my daily sausage, does anyone have a lighter or something...?

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What does "the sausage" mean?

A males penis, also can be used to show a very annoying male

Example #1 When Janie asked russell to fuck for a second time he said sorry baby my sausage is overcooked and dilapidated

Example #2 That sausage is an asshole, I hope he sticks his sausage in a meat grinder and shoves it up his ass

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The sausage - what does it mean?

A girl who always eats disgusting, foul-smelling foods such as sausages, cold cuts and onions. Thats EXACTLY the kind of girl you don't wanna kiss.

Oh yuck, you kissed Holly?! She's a god damn sausager!

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The sausage - meaning

To repeatedly slap a sausage on a persons face when they are sleeping in order to confuse them into thinking it is a penis.

Dude i took a picture of you gettin sausaged last night.

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The sausage - definition

to dance the crazy manner

It's great music and crowd. You can go home but I decided to stay and to sausage.

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The sausage - slang

sausage

friend: eat?
me: sausage

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The sausage

1.) Lacking of anything, material or otherwise.
2.) A taunting or jesting phrase, usually said when denying someone of a privalage after allowing them (either intentionally or unintentinally) to get their hopes up.

1.)"Hey Ted, do you have the rent today?"
"No sausage."
2.) "I was playin halo, and I raped this guy. Then he came back, and he thought he was gonna get me, but I was like 'No sausage' and I raped him again."

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The sausage

When you eat too many sausages. Side effects may include having a severe chest cough and croaky voice.

"I'm not feeling so well after that hot dog! I hope I don't have sausagitis..."

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The sausage

When you're drunk off your ass and on the cusp of alcohol poisoning but you're still functioning correctly and having a great ass time.

Dude, my ass was so sausaged last night! I drank 3 four locos, almost fuckin died but I was still lit, danced to gasolina 8 times.

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