Definder - what does the word mean?

What is champagne?

To fart while wearing butt plug, causing the plug to launch out of the rectum like a champagne cork.

My boyfriend and I were experimenting with my new butt plug, I champagned and now he has an eyepatch.

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Champagne - what is it?

When you poop and your first shit is solid, followed by nothing but liquid.

"Ted just spent the past 20 minutes in the bathroom champagning."

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What does "champagne" mean?

The most celebratory act in which two individuals can participate.

Got an "A" in History? Champagnal

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Champagne - what does it mean?

Fancy shamncy sounding beer

i don't have an example for champagne

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Champagne - meaning

Woman's pee in man's mouth

Last afternoon, I drink Kathy's champagne ...

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Champagne - definition

Champagne is to take your dick and swing it around while pissing so you piss all over the place.

I'm on a party at this asshole's house and I have to go to the restroom. Champagne!!!!!!!!!

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Champagne - slang

kill ass weed from canada

what you smokin on? Some champagne.

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Champagne

Something that is expensive but appears cheap. This can include Paris Hilton's outfits, rice cars, and live Bette Midler performances.

"That new Gucci bag is so champagne!"

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Champagne

Reference to an underage, yet desirable female. Used due to similar characteristics: (1) alcohol enriched and (2) aged for approximately 15 years.

While at a party.

Guy 1: “Look at her. How old you think she is?”

Guy 2: “’bout 15 or 16”

Guy 1 & 2: “Champagne!.”

The two gentlemen proceed to touch fists in a celebratory fashion.

History of the word:

During a party I noticed several really hot yet underage young ladies. As a joke I told my friend, "I like my women how i like my champagne...full of alcohol and aged for 15 years". It has now found its way into our vocabulary.

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Champagne

Sparkling wine (achieved via means of a second fermintation) produced from grapes grown in a legally defined area of France.

See also champers, bubbly, cris, dom, moet, and salon.

I love to boast about my magnum of 1990 Salon - damn fine Champagne, la dee dah... etc ...

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