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What is CRUNCHIE?
The characteristics of a neo hippy.
Dude, Jane stopped showering and she's not wearing shoes. I think she went all crunchy on our asses.
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CRUNCHIE - what is it?
The feeling one gets when they do something extremely stupid or embarrassing, like tripping in public.
-guy trips- "Damn man! Don't you feel Crunchy!"
What does "CRUNCHIE" mean?
Someone who's brunette, but "blonde" on the inside, ie. they have dark hair but are dumb.
Becca: *while swishing her dark hair around* "so.. like.. how do you spell orange?"
Tina: "oh my god, she is SUCH a crunchie."
CRUNCHIE - what does it mean?
quasi/modern day hippie; tends to wear no shoes, spends much of time finding way out of woods after smoking excessive amounts of weed, preferred fragrance = patchouli
does it smell like feet in here? oh yeah, i forgot it's that crunchy kid having found his way out of the forest.
CRUNCHIE - meaning
A female although brunette displays frequent bursts of typical blonde behaviour. Thus arises then comparison with the colour structure of a crunchie bar - brown outside and blonde within.
Jo - a brown haired girl - received a message from her mother telling her not to ring because she was under the dryer. On awakening to find this message, Jo promptly headed to the laundry where she observed that her mother was not under the clothes dryer, but at the hair dresser.
This is an example of a brunette displaying blonde behavioural characteristics.
CRUNCHIE - definition
"Green;" environmentally-friendly.
The crunchy moms used cloth diapers.
CRUNCHIE - slang
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
CRUNCHIE
When a girl sticks a chocolate bar (preferably a crunchie bar) up her vagina and feeds it to an animal.
"Wow Emily, I can't believe you crunchied that dog!!"
CRUNCHIE
Did you two end up having sex last night? Yes, we did the crunchy-crunchy
CRUNCHIE
“Did you two end up having sex last night?”
“Yes, we crunchy crunchy”