Definder - what does the word mean?

What is patchouli?

The pungent oil of the Asian plant pogostemon cablin. The first time you smell it you ask,"what's that!?" The second time you smell it you ask, "why hasn't that been banned?"

I'd rather she wore chipotle than patchouli.

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Patchouli - what is it?

An annoying stank masking scent (commonly a scented oil) that subliminally causes internal cringing for members of the bathing community...A.K.A. - "Pseudo Bath", "Trustafarian Tramp Serum", "Hippie Stink" , "Soap Substitute", "Dopehead Dry-Clean", "Coward Shower", "Dank Stank", "Wanker-stank", "Hygiene Hi-jinks", "Greatful Dread", "Granola Grout", "Magnolia Mud-flap", "Drag-rat Sludge Fudge" ...Did I miss one?

"There goes another Trustafarian Granola. That patchouli scent almost ALWAYS precedes pretentious hygienic procrastination and self-righteous drivel !"

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What does "patchouli" mean?

Also known as hippie piss or hippy piss.

Steve said that some patchouli-wearing, dirty surf-hippie smelled like hippie piss.

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Patchouli - what does it mean?

An amulet of vaginal fluids worn in a flask around the neck.

"I finally convinced Orit to give me a patchouli last night."

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Patchouli - meaning

A fragrance that is best when blended with other scents, not as a cover for a personality. Below is a joke I came up with when this hippie yelled a lot of random statements and then left the room. Anyone is free to repeat this joke.

"What a waste of patchouli."

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Patchouli - definition

1) A plant that smells like a Grateful Dead concert.
2) Not a shower, contrary to San Franciso's public policy on hygiene.
3) Slang term for Filty Filthy Hippie

"No hipppie, that's a bad hippie. Patchouli is not a shower!"

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Patchouli - slang

An oil commonly used by dirty hippies to cover up the fact that they haven't bathed in weeks.

"Get your patchouli stench away from me!"

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Patchouli

Used throughout the 60's and 70's not just as an excuse not to bathe, as some people claim, but to cover the scent of Smoke, Drink and Drugs on clothing.

"Shit dude you smell like weed!"

"I'll get the patchouli oil"

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Patchouli

A pungent scented oil usually worn by those who live an alternative or bohemian lifestyle. ie:Artist, musicians hippies, bikers, punkrockers etc.

"What is that wild smell?" "It's patchouli."

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Patchouli

Hippie perfume ... smells like forest, pot and snuggling

This summer smelled like cigarettes and patchouli.

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