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What is Bro hoe?
a bro hoe is a girl who hangs with a groups of guys called "bros". normally the guys smoke pot and hookah and love to drink, dirt bike, fight, race and PARTY. bro hoes love all the same things as bros... but they also wear a lot of thick eye liner, and tons of makeup... usually their hair is overprocessed, blonde on the top and black on the bottom... they wear name brands such as SKIN, SOCAL, TAPOUT, NO FEAR & SRH... they date guys with lifted trucks with nice rims, lost of naked girl stickers on them and who their mothers hate... their favorite shapes are SPADES & STARS... they love pushup bras & low cut shirts... usually they have gotten with most of the guys in their crew... they acts like bad asses but are usually harmless, unless they all get together and attack you... they love platform flip flops with SHORT skirts and NO undies... some are sluts, others are sweet... just depends what crew you roll with...use words like "crew", "roll", "chill", "swoop"...etc... they live in the 951//909 and they DGAF!
i am a 951 bro hoe and i'm fuckin proud of it!
Bro hoe - video
Bro hoe - what is it?
Bro Ho
(I compiled everyones and edited slightly)
- peroxide damaged hair
- orange skin
- between the age of fourteen and tewenty.
- lower back tattoo (often depicting a butterfly or hibiscus flowers)
- thinks UGGs go with everything
- wears skater and surf apparel but participates in neither activity
- wears velour track suits anywhere and anytime, including movie/dinner dates and church
- has a beer gut and wears jeans that are two sizes too small (muffin top).
- thinks spring break in Cancun qualifies 'well-traveled'
- has a naval piercing or naval piercing scar
- dates a guy who drives a lifted truck/SUV OR drives her own lifted truck/SUV
- butt crack and thong are always visible
- wears the following brands: No Fear, So Cal, 187 Inc., Alpinestars, Black Flys, DVD, Electric, Famous, FMF, Hitman, Hoven,Hustler, Metal Mulisha, MOB INC., Reef, Skin, SPY, SRH, and Tap Out
- most of their pictures include some variation of a sideways peace sign
- tries to fit in with 'the guys' but in the end is used for sex
- very popular in school and spends 99% of her time on myspace
- very often seen in 661
- they love platform flip flops with SHORT skirts and NO undies.
- they love pushup bras & low cut shirts.
- wife beaters of various colors
- some are sluts, others are sweet.
- are spoiled out of their mind, but use all the money they get from their parents to spend on things that make them look like white trash.
+ 100 bro ho points if she listens to Linkin Park, Hoobastank, Nickelback, or any rap-rock fusion.
+ 1,000 bro ho points if she considers Britney Spears, Jenna Jameson, or Paris Hilton a personal inspiration.
- and they DGAF!
you shouldn't need an example of a bro hoe, they're easy to spot.
What does "Bro hoe" mean?
aka bro ho
-wears exclusively dirtbiking or offroading brands
-drinks more than their alcoholic fathers
-smokes more pot than cheech and chong put together
-dates guys with lifted trucks
-thick black eyeliner
-most of their pictures include some variation of a sideways peace sign
-tries to fit in with 'the guys' but in the end is used for sex
-very popular in school and spends 99% of her time on myspace
-very often seen in 661
-use the word 'chill' as an adjective
known for wearing No Fear, So Cal, 187 Inc., Alpinestars, Black Flys, DVD, Electric, Famous, FMF, Hitman, Hoven,
Hustler, Metal Mulisha, MOB INC., Reef, Skin, SPY, SRH, and Tap Out
bro hoe 1: dude, did you go to mike's kegger last night? i was so fucked up
bor hoe 2: nope, me and jon were out fucking in the back of his truck after we went offroading.
Bro hoe - what does it mean?
A bro hoe is a white girl who hangs out with "bro's" that dirtbike. They die their hair half blonde, half black. Wear brands such as Skin, SoCal, and SRH. They like to smoke weed, drink beer, be ignorant, oh and they DGAF (don't give a fuck.) You can usually find these types of fake girls at the mall, in No Fear stores... or at southern California teen parties, usually doing a keg stand or smoking a bong.
Basically a bitch who thinks she's one of the guys because she rolls with his crew, but those guys only chill with her because she gives them head.
A bro hoe typically wears bandannas, drives lifted trucks, over do their mascara, have belly-button piercings that flaunt their beer belly, smoke and drink to prove to the "bro's" that they're chill.
Bro hoe - meaning
People have the wrong idea About Bro-hoes.
there are FAKE bro-hoes and REAL bro-hoes.
THE DIFFERENCE!
A REAL bro-hoe:
Rolls with actual RESPECTED bros.
Are usually sweet girls, But are highly Judged
by their Style.
Where Brands like SRH (supporting radical habits-Founded by the KOTTONMOUTH KINGS) no fear, Skin, Hustler Alpine stars...etc
Like plat forms, And ripped jeans/mini skirts, Low cropped shirts&& Brass Knuckles
is usually TAN from Mobbing it up on her dirtbike.
Like lifted trucks Because it is Obviously easy to drag around their Dirt bikes.
Listens to KMK...Goes to Kmk shows...
smokes Ganja drinks beer
D-G-A-F: DONT GIVE A FUCK! <3
Is loyal To her man...Usually a guy in a dirtbike crew.
The difference is there is a SLUT. and a bro-hoe.
Real Bro hoes can whoop ass traveling in packs or not.
If u were smart u can tell the difference.
That girl is such a bro hoe, yeah what a slut.
Bro hoe - definition
A bro hoe is basically a white girl whose style consists of mostly SRH, metal mulisha, Fox, no fear, 187 inc, skin, and tapout. they usually have blonde hair on top and brown or black on the bottom. they like to hangout with guys who also dirt bike. they LOVE lifted trucks and anything that has to do with off road or dirt bikes. some can be huge sluts and others can actually be sweet. they usually wear light make up and a ton of mascara and eye liner
Bro hoe: "did you see that bro over there? i love his lifted truck"
Bro hoe - slang
A female that gets around with bro's a lot. There's no such thing as a bro hoe who doesn't put out. Bro hoe's DON'T always do weed. They're usually dressed in name brand clothing apparell with their boobs half hanging out. They like a lot of reputation. They're really hot and don't care that the bro's they hook up with are dicks because the bro's are sexy, and that's all that counts. They have lots of "friends" that they're always talking shit on. They don't really care about music, they just grind to it, or act like they're into whatever the bro's are into. They're skanks! They're only good for blunpkins, handskis, beeg's, sex, and One Night Stands.
BROdy: "Wanna have sex?"
Jill: "yeah..."
BROdy: "Alright!"
Next day...
Chadsters: "did you get any pussy at that party last night bro?"
BROdy: "for sure man! In the back of my toyota tundra, with a three inch lift!"
Chadsters: "hell yeah, man! What a night to remember!"
BROdy: "kind of like our favorite band! A Day To Remember!
Hahaha"
Random militant eavesdropper: "Wow, what fuckin pozurs! A Day To Remember probably hates Bro's!"
Random millie eavesdropper 2: "And how! And Jill!... Total BRO HOE!"
Random millie kid 1: "tell me about it, story of my life!
Bro hoe
Bro hoe
/brÅ - hÅ/
noun , improper
1. Your friend, but also your hoe.
2. What your girlfriend can't give you, your bro hoe can.
Kaden is Jordan's bro hoe; They fuck but miss them with that gay shit, no homo all the way.
Barry would suck TJ's dick if he asked, because that's what a good bro hoe would do.
Bro hoe
A girl mainly between the ages of 13-26.
Knows how to have fun.
"dgafs" Doesnt give a fuck.
Usually has hair bleeched on top and black on the bottem.
wears short skirts or sweat pants daily.
Wears brands such as; Fox, Srh, 187 inc, mob inc, brohoe in., skin, infamous etc.
Says things like chill, dank, bunk, radical, dude, swoop, roll, krew.
Rolls with a krew.
Is down with there shit.
Smokes hookah and marijuana, drinks too much.
Rides dirtbikes.
Drives lifted trucks or rides in them.
Some are sluts others are just down.
I fucking hate preps who think they can fuck with a bro hoe.
Bro hoe
A bro hoe is a girl(Typically white) who is a female version of a "Bro". Their clothing includes windbreakers, most of the time a tank top(SRH, Metal Mulisha, Skin, KMK, Famous), jeans, and lots of cleavage. Their hair is layered and is blonde/black, or blonde with pink or red. Many of them have piercings, some have tattoos. Their face make up is very light with dark eyeshadow, blush and shiney white lips. They DGAF, smoke, toke and drink lots of beer. REAL Bro Hoes ride dirt bikes and roll with the boys.
The best Bro Hoes come from SoCal.