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What is Bro Ho?
A girl between the age of fourteen and twenty. Her hair is either blonde, or half blonde (on top section on hair) and half black (on bottom section). She wears too much mascara and her eyelashes look like hairy spider leggs. They enjoy applying their makeup on in an excessive fashion. One of the more popular items of makeup used by Bro-hos is bronzer. Bronzer is a golden powder used on the face to enhance color. Bro-hos apply so much bronzer their faces look more of an orange color, and the rest of their skin is an orange color as well, but this is from excessive indoor tanning (a.k.a.:fake'n'bake)and also spray-on tanning methods. Bro-hos are commonley found wearing "trucker hats" (hats that have been made by surf companies that resemble the style of hat most truckers wear, but have been fashioned by the companies and sold extremely overpriced to bros and bro-hos alike. They do not carry purses but instead carry mini backpacks(preferably with little metal studs across them). Each of their ten fingers has some sort of ring on it, either being over-sized or over-priced. They like to wear oversized sweatpants with the elastics at the ankels cut off. most shoes owned by bro-hos are some kind of platform shoe ( mostly Rocket Dogg, but other svariations of shoes three to six inches tall). Instead of wearing a necklace bro ho's cut a piece of black ribbon and tie it around their necks like a choker. brohos drive lifted full size trucks that have custom rims and oversized tires all paid for by their fathers that spoil them to a fault. commonly use words such as: like, "oh my god", "totally", "for sures", "dude","bro","romp","dez".. etc.
"Duuuuuuuuuuuude Jays takin that slutty ass bro-ho with us to mike's party!! But only cuz shes gunna get drunk as fuck and hes gunna hit that shit!!
Bro Ho - video
Bro Ho - what is it?
Girls that screw only 'bros'. Real bro hoes acutally ride dirtbikes with the krew they kick it with. They have many river trips && desert trips. Their hair is usally either blonde && black streaked or half blonde ((on the top)) && black ((on the bottom)) usally have piercings of some kind && or tattoos. Into animal prints && bandannas. They rock brands like SRH, Metal Mulisha, Mob inc. or Famous Stars && straps...They DO NOTTT like black people usally...there into white pride && stand firmaly behind it.They also live in the 909, 951, 562 or 714 area code .aka. SoCal
Bro-ho...Bros & bro hoes...bro hoe...bro...all different types of sayings
What does "Bro Ho" mean?
Brian Holden's Fan-Girls
Brian Holden sure has alot of Bro-Ho's!
Bro Ho - what does it mean?
A teenage girl who is extremely obsessed with bronzer, lifted trucks, the desert, dirt bikes and quads, the hot guy they saw in Tilly's or Hanger 94 and calling themselves bro ho's
They are normally the life of the party and enjoy being slutty, such showing a leopard print thong
Obssesed with taking pics of themselves and their other bro friends
Also - the female variation of a Bro
Jane: OMG! i just saw a guy with a So-Cal shirt on...and he totally freakin lives in like San Jose, Ca...wat a poser..however his lifted F350 is pretty hotttt!
Destiny: Dude! U r such a freaking bro ho!
Bro Ho - meaning
The female equivalent of a bro. Although native to the west coast, bro hoes can be found at almost any state school campus in the greater United States.
bro ho criteria:
-peroxide damaged hair
-orange skin
-lower back tattoo (often depicting a butterfly or hibiscus flowers)
-thinks UGGs go with everything
-wears skater and surf apparel but participates in neither activity
-wears velour track suits anywhere and anytime, including movie/dinner dates and church
-has a beer gut and wears jeans that are two sizes too small (see: muffin top).
-thinks spring break in Cancun qualifies 'well-traveled'
-has a naval piercing or naval piercing scar
-dates a guy who drives a lifted truck/SUV OR drives her own lifted truck/SUV
-butt crack and thong are always visible
+ 100 bro ho points if she listens to Linkin Park, Hoobastank, or any rap-rock fusion.
+ 1,000 bro ho points if she considers Britney Spears or Jenna Jameson a personal inspiration.
"Check out that bro ho in the Von Dutch hat -- her thong is hella cutting her lower back tattoo."
Bro Ho - definition
1. (n.) Another word for man whore or a male slut- a male who is the equivalent of a whore by getting with obscene amounts of girls, or guys, and in so doing totally negating all attractiveness.
2. (n.) A bro who gets around with the ladies and repeatedly gets played either because he has no game or no backbone, either/or
3. (n.) A male who in any way is a ho to a pimp. This could mean that he is either whipped or he is extremely clingy or has to/chooses to work really hard for a person or thing in any manner
1. "Did you hear about Sam last week?"
"Yeah, i heard he banged 5 girls superman style, he totally contracted all kinds of shit from that"
"Yo i know, he's such a bro ho, he's almost as bad as Lauren"
2. "Hey bro, how'd it go with that chick last night?"
"I don't wanna talk about it"
"cmon it can't be as bad as last time.. as long as she didnt make you lick her feet you're good"
"nah- she just gave me a fake number... you ever heard of the rejection hot line?"
"NO SHE DIDNT!, ah man you got played."
"*cough* bro ho *cough*"
3. "hey guys sorry i have to go see PS I Love You with the gf tonight- no rock band tournament"
"Your suchh a fuckin bro ho man, she has you seeing that and it's you're 2nd date... get in get out- idk what you're doing but it's not good"
Bro Ho - slang
A girl in high school-college/university. Bro Ho's hang out with guys all the time, even though guys don't wan't to be "just friends". They don't have many girl friends because they are jealous and/or intimidated by the Bro Ho's. They wear make-up all the time and post pictures of themselves on facebook to make them look better than they actually are. Bro Ho's do not have a high IQ but are as rich as f*$k because of their parents and spend the money on slutty clothes, pimped-out trucks and gigantic Starbucks drinks. Bro Ho's flirt A LOT even though they are not looking for a real relationship and cannot be taken seriously in one.
1: "Hey, did you see that chick over there!"
"That ain't a chick, that's a Bro Ho!"
2: "I think Emily really likes me. She's HOT and she flirts with me all the time!"
"Nah, she's does that to every guy. She's just a Bro Ho."
3: "Did you see Sarah over there? Yeah, she's DEFINITELY a Bro Ho!"
Bro Ho
A Girl Who Usually Looks like the following:
-Dirty Blonde Hair
- Some Sort Of Skate, Surf, Snow Trucker Hat
- Unnecessarily Big Sunglasses (white framed)
- Some dumb shade of lip stick, and too much eyeliner
- A wife beater of various colors
- Either jeans or those dumb skirt things that are usuall way to short for their ugly, knobby legs.
- Low Top Converse
They can be seen hanging with those desert dudes that go out and ride dirt bikes every weekend. The Bro Ho has never been on a Dirtbike or Quad Herself. They pretend to like beer, and precede to get drunk with the fellas. They are ugly skanks. The End
That bro ho looks like a dude
Bro Ho
The female version of a bro. Usually has a hair style that closely resembles a skunk. Peroxide blonde on top and black on the bottom. Native to the area of Southern California. Also known as So Cali. Not to be confused with the clothing brand So Cal, also worn by bro's and bro ho's. Other brands spotted on these creatures are Tapout (but you must be cool and spell it TapouT), 187 Inc, Silver Star, Skin Ind, Famous Stars and Straps, Infamous, SRH, MOB Inc (which doesn't make sense since MOB means Money Over Bitches, and these dudes date these airheads. And you wonder why you're broke...), or they wear a white wife beater with a black bra to look like white trash, or show everybody it must be laundry day. Bro Ho's can usually be spotted in a lifted truck, wearing white framed sun glasses and fixing their excessive amount of eyeliner and mascara in the rear view mirror. See: "How Accidents Happen". These trucks usually have a sticker that says So Cal either on the back window or across the top of the windshield. Other stickers seen are the "Devil/Angel" stickers which are two naked girls, one on each side, one with horns, one with a halo, SRH and TapouT stickers or something pink and anything with stars on it...lots and lots of stars. They think they can fight and these techniques usually consist of hair pulling and trying to poke you in the eye with their long, fake, acrylic nails. Be very cautious as these creatures may spit on you. If this happens and/or blood is drawn, seek medical attention immediately as you could contract herpes, aids, syphillis, gonorrhea and many other types of STD's. Their music is mainly made up of some pot head white guys trying to act black who make money off of trying to badly rap about weed and not knowing how to spell (SRH could not possibly mean Stoners Wreaking Havoc as "wreaking" is spelled with a W. Stay in school kids.) Better known as Kottonmouth Kings, or KmK, (again, cotton is spelled with a C!!) or Kingspade. Getting drunk, getting high and sleeping around are frequent pastimes for Bro Ho's. Along with trying to act like they know how to ride a quad and always talking about Lake Havasu, Glamis, Vegas or Laughlin. If you go to any of these destinations, a club, or a bar, these girls are usually found drunk and hanging all over the guy with tattoos, trying to get him to come home with her. Other aspects of bro ho's: breast implants, a child you don't know about until you go home with her, spoiled, lack of brain cells due to over processed hair caused by inhalation of ammonia and peroxide, and alcohol. Yes, alcohol does kill brain cells. So drink up you stupid bitches! The world needs retards to keep the rest of us on our toes!
Bro 1: Dude, I was driving in the 909 area the other day in my lifted truck after I got this gay ass tribal tattoo and a bro ho with skunk hair and a beer gut kept hitting on me.
Bro 2: Dude, I already hit that. So did your brother. And your dad.
Bro Ho
a girl between the age of fourteen and tewent. her hair color either being blond, or half blond (on top section on hair) and half black (on bottom section. too much mascara is worn and eyelashes look like hairy spider leggs. they enjoy applying their makeup on in an excessive fashion one of the more popular items of makeup used by bro hos is bronzer, bronzer is a golden powder used on the face to enhance color, bro ho's apply so much bronzer their faces look more of an orange color. the rest of their skin is an orange color as well, this is from excessive indoor tanning (a.k.a.:fake'n'bake)and also spray-on tanning methods. Bro ho's are commonley found wearing "trucker hats" (hats that have been made by surf companies that resembel the style of hat most truckers wear, but have been fashoned by the companies and sold extreamly overpriced to bros and bro ho's alike. they do not carry purses but instead carry mini backpacks. each of their ten fingers has some sort of ring on it, either being over-sized or over-priced. They like to wear oversized sweatpants with the elastics at the ankels cut off. most shoes owned by bro ho's are some kind of platform shoe (variations of three to six inches tall). instead of wearing a necklace bro ho's cut a piece of black ribbon and tie it around their necks like a choker. bro ho's drive lifted full size trucks that have custom rims and oversized tires all paid for by their fathers that spoil them to a fault. commonly use words such as: like, "oh my god", totally, "for sures", dude, bro,
duuuuuuuuuuuude jays takin that slutty ass bro ho with us to mike's party only cuz shes gunna get drunk as fuck and hes gunna get to hit that shit.