What is alot?

The CORRECT form of the term meaning "a large amount" of something. "A lot" (as 2 words) means "a large empty piece of land" as in "a lot for used cars."

"I have alot of friends" means "I have a large number of friends," whereas "I have a lot of friends" means that your buddies are outside standing around in a big empty piece of land, looking like idiots!

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Alot - what is it?

synonym for "a lot"

"Alot of grammar Nazis are too dumb to make new words"

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What does "alot" mean?

A word that actually DOES exist, and any idiot who claims otherwise is "retarded."

Alot of Americans are brainless twits.

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Alot - what does it mean?

Alot, contracting two words can save alot of time.
If I must spell Alot as "a lot" then you motherfuckers must spell Nobody "No body" and Anyone "Any one". Contraction conventions should be pretty universal. Its not retarded its lingual evolution.

Allot and alot have two different meanings.

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Alot - meaning

The misspelling of the term "a lot", commonly used by little kids that don't know how to spell.

Kid on Roblox: "Thats alot of damage."
Teen on Roblox: "You do mean 'a lot', right?"
Kid on Roblox: "NO ITS ALOT"
Teen on Roblox: "Learn English, kid."

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Alot - definition

The modern alternative spelling of "a lot".

When asked by his editor why he always spelt alot as one word, Dave wrote back:

"See, you are a prisoner of the English language and I am a language pirate. You are the British with their stuffy coats and large boring navies and I am sailing the high seas of the language with my crew in a fast, nimble ship evading you at every moment plundering the language for the good of the reader and keeping the written sea free of your rules. I've hoisted my flag and given you my finger. Alot."

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