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What is bro ho?
Girls that screw only 'bros'. Real bro hoes acutally ride dirtbikes with the krew they kick it with. They have many river trips && desert trips. Their hair is usally either blonde && black streaked or half blonde ((on the top)) && black ((on the bottom)) usally have piercings of some kind && or tattoos. Into animal prints && bandannas. They rock brands like SRH, Metal Mulisha, Mob inc. or Famous Stars && straps...They DO NOTTT like black people usally...there into white pride && stand firmaly behind it.They also live in the 909, 951, 562 or 714 area code .aka. SoCal
Bro-ho...Bros & bro hoes...bro hoe...bro...all different types of sayings
bro ho - video
Bro ho - what is it?
The female version of a bro. Usually has a hair style that closely resembles a skunk. Peroxide blonde on top and black on the bottom. Native to the area of Southern California. Also known as So Cali. Not to be confused with the clothing brand So Cal, also worn by bro's and bro ho's. Other brands spotted on these creatures are Tapout (but you must be cool and spell it TapouT), 187 Inc, Silver Star, Skin Ind, Famous Stars and Straps, Infamous, SRH, MOB Inc (which doesn't make sense since MOB means Money Over Bitches, and these dudes date these airheads. And you wonder why you're broke...), or they wear a white wife beater with a black bra to look like white trash, or show everybody it must be laundry day. Bro Ho's can usually be spotted in a lifted truck, wearing white framed sun glasses and fixing their excessive amount of eyeliner and mascara in the rear view mirror. See: "How Accidents Happen". These trucks usually have a sticker that says So Cal either on the back window or across the top of the windshield. Other stickers seen are the "Devil/Angel" stickers which are two naked girls, one on each side, one with horns, one with a halo, SRH and TapouT stickers or something pink and anything with stars on it...lots and lots of stars. They think they can fight and these techniques usually consist of hair pulling and trying to poke you in the eye with their long, fake, acrylic nails. Be very cautious as these creatures may spit on you. If this happens and/or blood is drawn, seek medical attention immediately as you could contract herpes, aids, syphillis, gonorrhea and many other types of STD's. Their music is mainly made up of some pot head white guys trying to act black who make money off of trying to badly rap about weed and not knowing how to spell (SRH could not possibly mean Stoners Wreaking Havoc as "wreaking" is spelled with a W. Stay in school kids.) Better known as Kottonmouth Kings, or KmK, (again, cotton is spelled with a C!!) or Kingspade. Getting drunk, getting high and sleeping around are frequent pastimes for Bro Ho's. Along with trying to act like they know how to ride a quad and always talking about Lake Havasu, Glamis, Vegas or Laughlin. If you go to any of these destinations, a club, or a bar, these girls are usually found drunk and hanging all over the guy with tattoos, trying to get him to come home with her. Other aspects of bro ho's: breast implants, a child you don't know about until you go home with her, spoiled, lack of brain cells due to over processed hair caused by inhalation of ammonia and peroxide, and alcohol. Yes, alcohol does kill brain cells. So drink up you stupid bitches! The world needs retards to keep the rest of us on our toes!
Bro 1: Dude, I was driving in the 909 area the other day in my lifted truck after I got this gay ass tribal tattoo and a bro ho with skunk hair and a beer gut kept hitting on me.
Bro 2: Dude, I already hit that. So did your brother. And your dad.
What does "bro ho" mean?
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Bro ho - what does it mean?
a girl between the age of fourteen and tewent. her hair color either being blond, or half blond (on top section on hair) and half black (on bottom section. too much mascara is worn and eyelashes look like hairy spider leggs. they enjoy applying their makeup on in an excessive fashion one of the more popular items of makeup used by bro hos is bronzer, bronzer is a golden powder used on the face to enhance color, bro ho's apply so much bronzer their faces look more of an orange color. the rest of their skin is an orange color as well, this is from excessive indoor tanning (a.k.a.:fake'n'bake)and also spray-on tanning methods. Bro ho's are commonley found wearing "trucker hats" (hats that have been made by surf companies that resembel the style of hat most truckers wear, but have been fashoned by the companies and sold extreamly overpriced to bros and bro ho's alike. they do not carry purses but instead carry mini backpacks. each of their ten fingers has some sort of ring on it, either being over-sized or over-priced. They like to wear oversized sweatpants with the elastics at the ankels cut off. most shoes owned by bro ho's are some kind of platform shoe (variations of three to six inches tall). instead of wearing a necklace bro ho's cut a piece of black ribbon and tie it around their necks like a choker. bro ho's drive lifted full size trucks that have custom rims and oversized tires all paid for by their fathers that spoil them to a fault. commonly use words such as: like, "oh my god", totally, "for sures", dude, bro,
duuuuuuuuuuuude jays takin that slutty ass bro ho with us to mike's party only cuz shes gunna get drunk as fuck and hes gunna get to hit that shit.
Bro ho - meaning
A usually attractive white girl living from 661 to 909, mainly SoCal. Attire and make up consist of black eyeliner to a raccoon appearence, an etard shade of lipstick, clothes go from any thing in a No Fear or Tillys store with an occaisonal zebra print. Shorts or skirts usually black dickies or denim and are way too shortshowing either their accumulation of celulite or the animal print thong. A bro ho is never seen alone, they are usually engaged in the daily routine of bumming cigerettes or rolling at a mall or any public area. Over emphasizes the words fool, DGAF, and, fuck. Only dates bros but will make friends with any social groups but always thinks they are better than anyone they meet. makes a good friend if you always have money on you because they are the biggest mooches you will meet, and will always say they got people and use their bro and bro ho friends as back ups even though they are just as big of a pussy. Lives in upper class suburbia but thinks they are thugs. You are better off not coming across these spoiled sluts.
Nah fool my bro ho DGAF's her shit
Bro ho - definition
"Bro-Ho's"
The most ridiculous people you might ever meet. Hair worn in a half black and half white/blonde fashion and never completely straightened through, fake'n'bake orange self tanner appyed to the skin reguarly to get a nice orange glossy glow . There clothing style ranges from many different types , from the classic style to the new and improved SRH ,and do not forget the skater trucker hats with a catchy saying or picture printed on top. These girls consume their time mostly with getting drunk , making out with as many girls and guys as possible, and driving in the passanger seat of white raised truck listening to KMK. If you can not locate the "Bro-Ho" in any of these various places you might want to check your local myspace internet page and see if they are posting a picture with a peace sign ,half naked, and photoshopped almost past recognition .Once you have located your "Bro-Ho" you might have a vivid conversation with her. This conversation will mostly consist of one of the following catergories..
(a)partying
(b)white rimmed sunglasses
(c)dirt bikes
(d)peroxide used as hair dye
and finally they might just say they "DGAF" about you.
"Bro-Ho's" are an odd breed and hopefully will become exsistinct one day , in the mean time come together , join me in stopping fight against the "Bro-Ho's".
"Do you like my new myspace picture?"
"No you look like a freakin' Bro ho"
Bro ho - slang
a dirty skank who likes to give bro's (guys with big trucks and small penises) head and wears mini backpacks and has herpes.
That bro ho really needs to be kicked in the crotch.
Bro ho
a bro ho is a girl version of a bro. they usually wear SoCal concidering most live in that area. such as 909, 760, 714, 951 area code. usualy wears anything zebra/ leopard along with hostility, tapout, SRH and metal mulisha, they love dirtbikes, atvs, quads, and sandrails. they usually ride or drive lifted trucks blasting any rock or rock rap fusion like kmk or kingspade. most bro hos hate this tag because of the word "ho" as a lot of them are not. ( although i will admit there are some skanky bro hos that slandered the bro world and gave them tags like these) they usually have half blonde on top and black on bottom of hair. they party a lot and chill. usually these girls are strikingly hot when they dont wear a lot of makeup
wow that chick on that dirtbike is a bro ho
youre such a bro ho
Bro ho
A teenage girl who is extremely obsessed with bronzer, lifted trucks, the desert, dirt bikes and quads, the hot guy they saw in Tilly's or Hanger 94 and calling themselves bro ho's
They are normally the life of the party and enjoy being slutty, such showing a leopard print thong
Obssesed with taking pics of themselves and their other bro friends
Also - the female variation of a Bro
Jane: OMG! i just saw a guy with a So-Cal shirt on...and he totally freakin lives in like San Jose, Ca...wat a poser..however his lifted F350 is pretty hotttt!
Destiny: Dude! U r such a freaking bro ho!
Bro ho
The female equivalent of a bro. Although native to the west coast, bro hoes can be found at almost any state school campus in the greater United States.
bro ho criteria:
-peroxide damaged hair
-orange skin
-lower back tattoo (often depicting a butterfly or hibiscus flowers)
-thinks UGGs go with everything
-wears skater and surf apparel but participates in neither activity
-wears velour track suits anywhere and anytime, including movie/dinner dates and church
-has a beer gut and wears jeans that are two sizes too small (see: muffin top).
-thinks spring break in Cancun qualifies 'well-traveled'
-has a naval piercing or naval piercing scar
-dates a guy who drives a lifted truck/SUV OR drives her own lifted truck/SUV
-butt crack and thong are always visible
+ 100 bro ho points if she listens to Linkin Park, Hoobastank, or any rap-rock fusion.
+ 1,000 bro ho points if she considers Britney Spears or Jenna Jameson a personal inspiration.
"Check out that bro ho in the Von Dutch hat -- her thong is hella cutting her lower back tattoo."