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What is keg stand?
While someone is performing a handstand, their legs are held up in the air while others count how long he/she can drink the beer that is constantly being poured into the anal crevasse of another naked person laying spread eagle on his/her back.
--Hey man do you remember last night when we were really drunk, and we did a chocolate keg stand?
Wait, what did we do?
keg stand - video
Keg stand - what is it?
Performing a handstand on a Keg of beer that is floating in a large body of water, i.e. a pool, pond, lake or slow moving river. Usually the active Floating Keg Stander is supported by drinking companions who grasp his / her legs while placing both hands on the Floating Keg. Once the maximum amount of beer is consumed, the drinker is, of course, released into the body of water in which the Keg is floating.
I nearly drowned in beer and fresh water while performing a floating Keg Stand on Donner Lake. (Keg Stand, Floating)
What does "keg stand" mean?
When one person piggybacks another, and then then person carrying the other places his or her hands on the keg, then a group lifts that persons feet into the air while the other is still latched on. The keg hose is then place into the mouth of the one holding onto the person, and drinks from the keg until their thirst is quenched.
Helena: "Hey Will, why don't you do a keg stand?"
Will: "No man, I just did one"
Helena: "Why don't we koala keg stand it, and i'll take the beer?"
Will: "Sounds good, jump on!"
Keg stand - what does it mean?
Performing a handstand on a Keg of beer that is floating in a large body of water, i.e. a pong, lake or slow moving river. Usually the active Floating Keg Stander is supported by drinking companions who grasp his / her legs while placing both hands on the Floating Keg. Once the maximum amount of beer is consumed, the drinker is, of course, released into the body of water in which the Keg is floating.
I nearly drowned in beer and fresh water while performing a floating Keg Stand on Donner Lake. (Keg Stand, Floating)
Keg stand - meaning
verb.
an action in which a person does a handstand on a keg and drinks until they puke.
this action is done frequently by a leigh
How much did you drink in that last keg stand? Leigh was such a champ.
Keg stand - definition
A sexual position where the man lies flat on his back, and the woman is held up on her hands and sucks his penis. Similar to a keg-stand.
She isn't much of a beer drinker, but she can do a mean keg stand if you know what I mean.
Keg stand - slang
The act of slurping malted alcohol from a "keg" whilst chunding thine nasium.
"I have already enjoyed a 'keg stand' this evening, so there is no further need to chund my nasium."
Keg stand
The act in which a standing man simultaneously performs fellatio and supports the legs of a woman doing a handstand over another man's genitalia. At the same time, the woman performs fellatio on the second man who is typically laying on his back.
See that chick over there? She gives awesome keg stands.
Keg stand
The act of doing a handstand on a keg while guzzling down a mass amount of said keg's contents through its hose-like dispenser. There is a common myth that by being positioned upside-down during the consumption of beer, the alcohol will reach the brain more quickly (this is anatomically possible given that the beer must reach the stomach first). The person performing such an act is typically physically supported by many intoxicated friends.
I just did a keg stand and now I'm horribly drunk.
I tried to hold my hands in place during the keg stand, but I got some beer up my nose, so my hands slipped and I very nearly injured myself.
Keg stand
A handstand on a keg. The act of guzzling alchohol in an inverted position in massive quantities, with onlookers cheering.
That recockulous mofo just did a craptacular kegstand.