Definder - what does the word mean?

What is whoop ass?

An actual energy drink, according to a recent issue of National Geographic.

See this? (shoves can in listener's face) I'm about to open up a can of Whoop Ass.

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Whoop ass - what is it?

A US Air Force cargo plane fully loaded with combat equipped US Army Paratroopers - Some of the nations most unequivocally certified bad ass motherfuckers - on their way to a real world, or simulated airborne insertion.

When those Paratroop Doors open over what ever third world shit-pile they've been dispensed to, and that jump caution light turns green all manners of whoop-ass will assuredly commence on the ground below.

see LGOPS

You see that C17 Globemaster out there on the tarmac son? That Aircraft can hold 102 combat equipped paratroopers. When the President picks up the red phone and dials, they can have that can of whoop ass in the air smokin, headed anywhere in the World in 18 hours or less.

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What does "whoop ass" mean?

One of the most over used and lamest of all sayings. Bears little meaning anymore. In the same outdated category as terms "dont go there" and "talk to the hand"

Jimmy:"You better watch it or I'll open up a can of Whoop ass".

Billy:"You better watch out that the year 1992 has discovered you have ventured into the future."

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Whoop ass - what does it mean?

Something Chuck Norris never opens, because he makes his own.

Person 1-"Don't make me open a can of whoop ass on you!"
Chuck Norris- "I make my own."
*Chuck Norris beats the crap out of person 1*

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Whoop ass - meaning

1. (n.) An energy drink that had a short-lived run in early 2000. Tasted like what is believed to be carbonated piss.

2. (v.) The metaphorical act of beating someone up.

3. (n.) A can (Or similar container, most often a barrel) in which a number of pseudo-torture instruments (I.E. Belts) are contained until the need arises. Most often kept by parents to use on delinquent children.

1. I bought that new energy drink I heard about. It tasted like piss!

2. Boy! I will open up a Can of Whoop-ass on you!

3. Son, don't make me open the the 'can' of whoop-ass!

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Whoop ass - definition

To much whoop ass to fit in a can~! (see: can of whoop ass

I'm about to tap a Keg o whoop ass on dat bizzotch

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Whoop ass - slang

Pursuing this course may cause fisticuffs to follow (on your ass).

Do that again and I'm gonna open up a can of whoop-ass on you!

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Whoop ass

noun - figure of speech meaning "act of violence" generally employed as "open up a can of whoop-ass," meaning to cause large amounts of pain

If I don't get my way, I'm going to open up a can of whoop-ass.

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Whoop ass

You've obvs done something wrong, so someone will come and get you and beat you up litterly

Amy: I cant believe he dumped you! I'm gonna whoop ass him!

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Whoop ass

\`whoop 'ass\ n.

A dangerous substance, usually found packaged inside cans. When released, can cause major damage to the person it is intended for, and is often used as a weapon of destruction. More often the user warns the recipiant of an imminent opening of a can, if the recipient does not act as desired by the opener.

"If you don't shut up i'm gonna open up a can of whoop ass!"

"If you go ahead with that plan, you're gonna see me open up a can of whoop ass on you!"

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