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What is Barnes and Noble?What ignorant people call Barnes & Noble. Illiterate Person: "Hey, you wanna go to Barnes & Nobles later?" Barnes and Noble - videoBarnes and Noble - what is it?This is what inebriated 40 something males refer to Barnes and Noble's Bookstores. (Usually said with a Californian surfer accent.) 42 Yr old loser 1) Hey Bro, where could I find a good Surf Mag without going all the way to the grocery store? What does "Barnes and Noble" mean?A restroom where you walk in and thereβs this guy in there on the phone talking about eating a Starbucks sandwich while on the toilet, so you cough to let him know your in there and he hangs up but then immediately answers another phone call (which kind of defeats the purpose but whatever) and says βhey is Richie still in jail? Can they trace it back to meβ and the girl on the phone says βhow the fuck should I know Jared?β And he says βI remember our history together how do I know I can trust youβ and she says βIβm a lot of things Jared but a liar isnβt one of themβ and he says βI CANT GO BACK TO JAILβ and then you just give up and slowly back out of the restroom βHey Ben I heard a lot of commotion go on in the Barnes and Noble Restroom are you ok?β βYeah Iβm fine I found a Starbucks sandwich in there so Iβm no longer hungryβ Barnes and Noble - what does it mean?any corporate bookstore that contains a starbucks coffee shop. Jim: "Hey, Ted, i was thinking about going to a Barnes and Nobles to get some Choose Your Own Adventure books." Barnes and Noble - meaningProcess to obtain revenge on someone who has damaged your life in a major way. First visit barns and noble's magazine section remove as many of the loose subscription cards as you can carry. Fill in the targets name address ect..rubber stamp is best. Check the boxes for 2 year subscription and bill me. Drop them in the post office drive up drop box. Do this for 100 cards once a week until you feel better. For extra credit look for depends adult diaper ads they have free samples coupons send as many of these as possible. Good luck That bitch filled a false police report , so i gave her. The Barns and Noble. Barnes and Noble - definitionA place that will wait until youβve found something you like, and then make you need to shit violently. You also will not be able to locate the bathroom. βHey dude! Come look at this book on the 34th rule of the interβah fuck I really need to shit hold onβ Barnes and Noble - slangSynonymous with the action of dropping a deuce due to the fact that the Barnes and Noble bathrooms are so well kept up that the famed bookstore is the place to go if one ever needs to pinch a loaf in public. I shouldn't have had White Castle last night; I really have to drop a Barnes and Noble. Barnes and NobleA store that sells over priced books, And gives its self all the credit for wide spread reading in america in the 20th century, in its employee manual. Whats a library? is that like a barnes and noble? Barnes and NobleA soul-sucking corporate bookstore. Employees are nice, to an extent, but the higher you go in the company, the less smiles. Excuse me, can you help me find a book. It was on that table and it had a blue cover. Barnes and Noble1: Satan's asshole, usually only to employees. "Excuse me, how do I borrow books?" |
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